Bobby Wesley

I work in the fraud department. We all do.

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What's the proper barrel age for a shower scotch?

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@AmishTrivedi Note: Not cancelled for anything *we* did. Love you, buddy. Great reading. Also, I broke my Twitter retirement for this clarification/adulation.

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@BrotherSRM The Thirteenth Doctor’s full name is “Doctor Annie Whomst”.

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Watching this I keep hearing the “we just blew up the Death Star and are getting our medals” end music from A New Hope.

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@AlanHaughey I can’t tell if this is the latest QAnon nonsense or if you’re unfamiliar with hairspray.

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My official actor’s headshot. Next stop: fame and fortune.

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Check out that still of Globe, @BobbyWesley! Congrats team! @ChristyLee1107 @AlisaRobinson #quarantinefilm #indiefilm #womeninfilm #femalefilmmakers

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@AmishTrivedi Depends on what you’re drinking.

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Go Dawgs! Don’t get COVID!

I mean... Beat Arkansas!

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If you do fun things that support great causes I will donate money.

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Jackie Robinson Day is my favorite MLB tradition. Maybe in all of sports. #42

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It’s no surprise that a team that took 90 years to realize its nickname was a racial slur also couldn’t think up a new one in a month.

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I will be accepting compliments.

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He is risen!

He is my BMI during quarantine.

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One of the best things about living in Orlando has been listening to @marcmaron’s teeth-gnashing over ticket sales this last month. See you tonight, man.

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@AmishTrivedi Yes. Nothing makes me want to go work out in the distracting public like having told myself I’m going to write a lot.

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Step one of a “writing day” is to hope you run into anyone so you can say it’s your writing day.

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Today’s date is a palindrome. But that’s a bad word for it. It should be called a “tacocat”.

Happy Tacocat Day.

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I dunno, maybe let the rodent decide everything for a while.

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Thanks to @FLStorytelling for letting me help lead the youth of America down the dark, creative path this weekend.

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@mikedelamont It’s Mission Impossible meets FloriDuh.

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