MaxwellMax

3D, bikes, music, fur-bags. mostly bikes tho..

[MaxwellMax @BobCatMaxwell]

@scrubsblues @marklewismd Ha! I always wondered what had happened to those two.. Amazing

[MaxwellMax @BobCatMaxwell]

@WWTArundel

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@thisnorthernboy Brandy. Lots of it.

[MaxwellMax @BobCatMaxwell]

@RyanLaley Sending positivity Ryan. We've had some pretty big ups and down with our families health and no matter what, the best thing you can do is support each other, as there will be big wobbles

[MaxwellMax @BobCatMaxwell]

@truthtackler @AndyCoxDCS Click here to reveal this little known trick to avoid speeding fines 🤦

[Withnailizer @Withnailizer]

Monty: "No. No, dear boy. You must leave. You must leave. Yet again that oaf has destroyed my day."

[MaxwellMax @BobCatMaxwell]

@Bran509 @VisitTheNeedles @BBCSouthWeather @VisitIOW @TotallyIOW @wightlinkferry @RedFunnelFerry @Lauratobin1 kts, mph or kph?? I'm guessing today and tomrrow are looking dicey?

[MaxwellMax @BobCatMaxwell]

@carltonreid @BrettMiller_IT

[MaxwellMax @BobCatMaxwell]

66 points!

[Roads Policing - Surrey Police - UK @SurreyRoadCops]

This vehicle was stopped on the M25 due to the driver using their mobile phone. Turns out the driver was disqualified with 66(Sixty Six) active points.

Driver reported for mobile phone, no insurance and disqualified driving and his vehicle was seized.
#Fatal5 #NewPointsRecord

[Ben Bolton @boltondynamics]

normal maps can do more than you might imagine

[MaxwellMax @BobCatMaxwell]

@TransportActio2 What! Look at that track to the side not beeing used! Waist of taxpayers money! #dRiVeRsHaVeRiGhTsToOOooo

[Whores of Yore @WhoresofYore]

The expression “call a spade a spade” comes from the work of Plutarch, who originally wrote “call a fig a fig & a trough a trough.” Figs & troughs were crude slang for the Vulva, so what Plutarch meant was “call a c*nt a c*nt”. When Erasmus (1466-1536) translated Plutarch’s work & changed it to a garden spade to avoid embarrassment.

[Dean Burnett (@drdeanburnett everywhere) @drdeanburnett]

I'll never understand how anyone thinks Andrew Tate is some sort of 'peak male' when he consistently looks like a sentient thumb that's just been caught doing unspeakable things with the family dog

[hungryanteater @hungry_anteater]

aren't they all stolen?

[MaxwellMax @BobCatMaxwell]

@Elizabe36752310 @NHPUKOfficial Oops, your racism is showing a little there

[MaxwellMax @BobCatMaxwell]

@staffsref Shame a lot of it has been less than sporting

[MaxwellMax @BobCatMaxwell]

@Sandford_Police What about the 1 million+ uninsured drivers?

"people in glass houses" etc

[Woke Lefty 🫣 @SalfordMe2023]

Dear world:

We voted for Brexit
We pour raw sewage in our seas
We let British Gas make £1 billion in profit while people froze to death
King Charles got a £23 million pay rise in his 1st year
We spent £37 billion on an app that didn't work
We're stupid - enjoy your holiday

🇬🇧

[MaxwellMax @BobCatMaxwell]

@Parallel_Uni @Huskerdree @Steve_Laws_ Hugely underrated tweet there. Top work