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former child/current bitch

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That’s just how it is on this bitch of an earth

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Dwayne the Rock hard Johnson

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Forgot my grinder had a keef catcher. See u on the other side 🫡

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Sir! A second battle bus has hit the tilted tower!

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god: behind
me: heard

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Kansas: we may not have weed. But at least we have red 40

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born to chat forced to lock in

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Let’s get drunk and open a Roth IRA

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Road construction in Wichita has ADHD for real. Like please finish one project before starting another I’m begging you 😭

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to anyone smoking MARIJUANA on this DEVIL’S (lettuce) DAY

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I looked at it with my nakey eyes

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new music project idea: I have lots of ideas but never actually do anything with them. It’s actually really artsy and deep if you think about it

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@GoAwayCloser_ This is a sick layout!

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Nobody made an April fools joke to me today. We are healing

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@kissuurknuckles this is the only exception I’ll allow 😂

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You can’t tell me you’re brave unless you’ve driven through downtown Wichita while staring straight into the sunset

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maybe one day I can spell diarrhea without auto correct

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Is that a Sprite in your pocket or are you excited to see me

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@mexikansas I will be trying this.

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I like to pass gas and die on hills. Call me a fartyr

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this is me btw if u even care