Bob Mudge

Full disclosure: hashtagger; liberal; recovering attorney and recovering Catholic. In short, maybe not your cup of hemlock. Don't say I didn't warn you.

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@KenJennings What’s happened to Kennections? Nothing is coming up at Mental Floss’ website.

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@JohnFugelsang Doctor who diagnosed first case in Florida called them sitting ducks.

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@tedcruz You have a job, and this isn't it - offering to make a specious argument in a frivolous suit to try to overturn a legitimate election and keep Trump in office. Maybe go back and reread your oath of office and the Constitution.

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@RudyGiuliani Even assuming that’s true, it’s irrelevant to this year’s election. P.S. Found any “illegal” Trump votes? You want to be fair, right?

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@danielhopsicker Dude, you don’t call, you don’t write. I’m doing a story on 9/11. Gimme a call. Bob Mudge

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@stevenmnuchin1 #MailedIt

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@Let_Down816 @pattonoswalt You’d stand funny too, if you had to pull all of your “facts” out of your ass.

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@Daniel_Lewis3 What's next, microwaving our lungs?

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@IngrahamAngle You have a law degree (somehow), not a medical degree, right? Maybe you could sue the virus.

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@PGATOUR Who can’t do that, other than almost everyone?

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@pattonoswalt When you have unprotected sex with any woman who’ll sleep with you, you really appreciate periods, if you get my drift.

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#RuinYourKidsIn4Words No hugs for Donald.

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@StephenBannon I write for the newspaper in Venice, near where you registered to vote. Please message back re: a couple of questions. Thanks

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Cops Without Gu https://t.co/r4yaAJOABA

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Do hardware stores sell hammers by the pound?

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If you forget you have amnesia, does your memory come back?

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If you order a drone from Amazon, do they just send one on a one-way trip?

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When a pessimist is expecting the worst and it doesn't happen, is he happy or sad?

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Wondering if I should get a tattoo to express my individuality. I've seen one I like on a bunch of people.

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GOP pols not endorsing Trump, but still planning to vote for him: It's the right amount of racism for you but not others?