Robert Brown

sarcastic person. all state dwarf tosser. amateur yodeller. turned down role of cyclops in Xmen movies so I wouldn't be typecast. hates 3D.

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#NXTChampionship blood??? What's going on here. 2 matches with juice? Is this ECW? Loving this show. @WWENXT

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@WWENXT if that was Sami Zayns last match on NXT then thank you Sami. #NXTTakeoverDallas

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#NXTTakeoverDallas Zayn vs. Nakamura was awesome!!!! So glad I was able to watch that. @WWENXT

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#ZaynvsNakamura this is so fucking surreal. Pinch me

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#NXTTakeoverDallas that's how you start a special. Great job American Alpha and the Revival.

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@midnight The Force Awakens vs. Trump #TwitterIn5Words

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140 characters just isn't enough #TwitterIn5Words

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@NikkiGlaser @kourtneykardash Stop borrowing from your step dad's wardrobe

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@MikeAndMike so why not put the conference regular season champs into the NCAA tournament? This would solve a lot of the bubble issues

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@PartyBitchKayla I believe in love at first sight. First sight of those TITTIES

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@notsafeshow my fingering technique is best described as "Shock and awe"

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@danieltosh can I get representation from York, Tosh, and Matlock?? I hate my kids. #FeelTheBern

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@midnight Wrong hole dad. #badsexin3words

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@midnight canoe right after. #badsexin3words

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@midnight candy wasn't good. #badsexin3words

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The only difference between subtext and buttsex is how you take it. #lifehacks #dyslexia

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@NikkiGlaser @notsafeshow @saraschaefer @YouTube such a beautiful segment. Did you film it at Starfucks? I'll have the Grande double dildo

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@bridgeteverett @notsafeshow freaking awesome show as usual. You have a lucky mom. #horsecockglaser

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@danieltosh is that Guy Fieri or a young Rip Taylor?? #tosh