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[✨️Serenitee♡Sam✨️ @Serenitee_Sam]

The perfect husband 👩‍❤️‍👨😁😅

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

This is how you talk to politicians.

Outstanding!

[Tablesalt 🇨🇦🇺🇸 @Tablesalt13]

This is ABSOLUTE GOLD! 😂

[Rod @Crypto_R0D]

$BTC I won't be surprise to see something like this

[✞Righteous Rebellion𓅪 @OneManCircus87]

What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate?
I’m glad you asked. Buckle up.

12:05 p.m. — It begins. You down the 10-ounce bottle like it’s a lukewarm PBR at a college tailgate. The label says “cherry flavored,” but it tastes like someone described cherry to a chemist who’s never eaten fruit. Regret sets in instantly.

12:06 p.m. — You grab a handful of chips for moral support. They’ll be liquified before they clear your throat, but who cares? Life still feels okay right now. Remember this peace. You’re about to enter the darkest chapter of your gastrointestinal history.

12:37 p.m. — The rumbling starts. There’s movement in the depths. You’ve got five pounds of impacted regret in your colon, and you just drank the “human-safe” version of Drano. You think it’s go time. It’s not. You get one sad little snake turd — a warm-up act.
That’s the last semi-solid you’ll see for the next 24 hours.

12:57 p.m. — The situation escalates. Your stomach is in full revolt. You have 0.3 seconds to make it to the toilet. Running is risky business — one wrong step and you’ll paint the walls. You pray for sphincter strength like never before as you waddle at Mach 3, pants half down, whispering, “Please, God, not like this.”

12:58 p.m. — Impact.
You sit, and the gates of hell open.
The explosion is biblical. It hits the back of the bowl with such violent force it ricochets like a sprinkler system.
You ask yourself, Is that blood?
No — false alarm. Just the ghost of a cherry pie you ate in 2004. The smell is unspeakable. The acoustics? Terrifying. The neighbors think you’re performing an exorcism.

1:06 p.m. – 8:30 p.m. — Time becomes meaningless. You’ve evacuated everything you’ve ever eaten, plus a few ancestral meals for good measure. Your colon feels like it’s been sandblasted with lava. The burn is real. You’re sweating. Crying. Contemplating life. You meet Jesus briefly, but He sends you back — says your mission’s not over yet.

8:37 p.m. — You’re empty. Broken. Reborn.
Your butthole? A war veteran.
Your spirit? In recovery.
You’ll never be the same, but you will survive.

Tomorrow, you’ll rise from the ashes, slip into your last clean pair of underwear, and waddle into Walmart like a survivor of gastrointestinal warfare — to buy a new toilet brush and reclaim your dignity.

You’ve earned it.

Feeling thankful. 💩🙏

[BOBBY @Bobwhite90000]

@aaalexhl Hype literally cancelled my shorts and forced me to tp. Fuck that

[MLM @mlmabc]

In case you didn’t know - the BTC whale closed 90% of his BTC short and fully closed his ETH short, making around $190–$200M profit in just one day on Hyperliquid.

The crazy part is that he shorted another 9 figs worth of BTC and ETH minutes before the cascade happened. And this was just publicly on Hyperliquid imagine what he did on CEXs or elsewhere. I’m pretty sure this guy played a huge role in what happened today.

https://t.co/KPzg4u1tN8

https://t.co/K9MFyjcAL4

[BOBBY @Bobwhite90000]

@MarkJCarney You post this but not the child raped by a tranny in st. Catherine's?

[BOBBY @Bobwhite90000]

@rechievaldez But what is a woman?!

[BOBBY @Bobwhite90000]

@MarkJCarney His biggest flex to date lol 😂

[Matt Strauss @strauss_matt]

Daniel Senecal raped and choked a 12-year-old and got out of prison "early."

A few months later, he is alleged to have committed the most evil crime I have ever heard of: breaking into a three-year-old girl's bedroom window, raping her while her mother slept, choking her so she couldn't scream.

I asked the Deputy Government House Leader @KayabagaArielle:

1) Does she agree this story obviously puts the administration of justice into disrepute?

2) How long does she think violent child rapists should be in prison?

She dodged the question with the usual Liberal bafflegab. Video below.

I was very disappointed with her unserious non-response. Her constituents in London West should also be disappointed.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Hi @NOLAFireDept, this one of your firefighters mocking Charlie Kirk’s ass*ssination??

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Shelly Harmon, a nurse at Mercy Hospital (@FollowMercy) in Oklahoma, made a post celebrating Charlie Kirk's death and wants to start a GoFundMe for the shooter.

This person takes care of people at a HOSPITAL.

Any comment @FollowMercy?

[iamyesyouareno @iamyesyouareno]

He deleted this post but screenshots are forever.

What a vile and disgusting scumbag.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

AnneMarie Donahue, a teacher at Wachusett Regional High School (@WachusettReg) in MA, posted on her IG saying "We're NOT offering sympathy" moments after Charlie Kirk was shot.

Evil.

Any comment @wachusettreg?

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

This was posted yesterday @FBI @FBIDirectorKash

[JD Vance @JDVance]

When I see all these senators trying to lecture and "gotcha" Bobby Kennedy today all I can think is:

You all support off-label, untested, and irreversible hormonal "therapies" for children, mutilating our kids and enriching big pharma. You're full of shit and everyone knows it.

[Raoul Pal @RaoulGMI]

Let's talk about the Crypto Waiting Room... many key part of the crypto ecosystem are in the waiting room ready to launch. Let's look at a few (you will have yours too...)

Total3 - Ex- BTC and ETH...ready to launch from the waiting room. 1/ ...

[BOBBY @Bobwhite90000]

@fordnation @CNN @wolfblitzer Fun fact. Doug used to deal pot to my uncles in Toronto as young adults lol

[govt.exe is corrupt @govt_corrupt]

Nova Scotia has established a snitch line for reporting campers and hikers who disobey government orders.

It would be a shame if thousands of people started making fake reports, overwhelming their system.