Mike

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[Mike @bobwiley32]

If the company has the word “Elite “ in their name. There’s a 100% chance they are not elite.

[marmot @MarmotRespecter]

it can be frustrating when an airline makes a mistake and causes you to miss a flight

fortunately, in these moments of stress they provide the rudest black woman on earth to talk you down

[Curtis Houck @CurtisHouck]

Trump with a legitimately great joke about CBS News under Bari Weiss and Iran…

“While I have all of the press here in one place, I have to say that we’re having an amazing load of accomplishments that the media never talks about, for example, under my administration, a once feared and powerful regime that relentlessly attacked America has finally been toppled, their former leaders have been removed and they’re now being run by a gay dictator facing internal divisions, but I, for one wish Bari Weiss, all the best at CBS News. She's a wonderful woman.”

[Rapid Response 47 @RapidResponse47]

.@POTUS: A video surfaced recently of Ilhan Omar giving a speech referring to World War Two as World War Eleven. I'm not surprised... she also calls her brother 'husband #1.'

[Rapid Response 47 @RapidResponse47]

.@POTUS: "I was disappointed that Gavin Newscum didn't show up... I heard that he recently said that 'we will lose our country if we don't fight fire with fire.' And, to be fair, there's only one thing we know about Gavin—and that's that he definitely doesn't want to fight fire with water."

[Mike @bobwiley32]

@Panthers @AroundTheNFL When you’re 8 beers in and it’s the start of the 3rd quarter.

[Mike @bobwiley32]

@AdamLuckettKSR

[Mike @bobwiley32]

@Not_the_Bee

[Mike @bobwiley32]

@Not_the_Bee *after hanging the photo themselves

[Mike @bobwiley32]

@AtlantaFalcons @AroundTheNFL @jwalker0522 @Cardinals The guy outside the stadium trying to sell bottled water.

[Mike @bobwiley32]

@JoePompliano @redsteeze

[Jerry Thornton @jerrythornton]

They left home as boys 8 decades ago to go out and save the world. Last night they sat at the WWII Memorial together and celebrated their country's 250th. Still heroic.

[Mike @bobwiley32]

@PaulSSYS @USMNTenthusiast @ConcacafEdgar Don’t get mad at this Canadian guys, he’s just nervous because his MAID appointment got postponed.

[Mike @bobwiley32]

@nkalamb People in Canada post this stuff while waiting for their MAID appointment

[Mike @bobwiley32]

Your child after they learn the passcode to your phone.

[Mike @bobwiley32]

@bigolmtwn Sponsored by Huff N Puff

[Silly Little Guy @Czar_Of_Silly]

11 men, 10 men don’t matter, USA by two

[Mike @bobwiley32]

@fcb_spidyy Tea bagged my guy

[Eric Schmitt @Eric_Schmitt]

Never deleting this app

[Mike @bobwiley32]

@Ariannnyy_ Love is love