Michael Bocchicchio

put ur hands up ur under cardiac arrest

[Michael Bocchicchio @bocchiccchio]

8th grade Michael was a special person https://t.co/JrrkxvnAPg

[Michael Bocchicchio @bocchiccchio]

If you think about it, butt cheeks are just boobs with no nipples...

[isa @_nadafacil_]

living alone means constantly oscillating between these two states

[Eren 🎯 @erenfromtargets]

cavemen describing what a elephant is to their tribe after encountering them for the first time

[robbie @cigarstigmata]

this shit boring as hell

[Adam Silver's Malignant Pancreas Tumor @MailmanStalker]

Aldi's is a grocery store for people who have given up. The only items are chips, frozen meals, and simmer sauces. There is no reason to go there unless you are going to kill yourself later. The cashiers don't even bother to stand.

[ROSE LANI @pradamercury]

How it feels to ask someone if they’re gonna eat their pickle

[Vic Mackey @AmeenHus]

Post office employees when you ask them to do anything

[Milk Ape 🦍 @milk__ape]

Poop Day Clock now 10 Shit Away from Fart Night

[lauren 🕺🏼 @laurenontour]

just got the “tiktok is banned” pop up, closed the app, then went back to it 3 seconds later out of habit. yeah i’m cooked

[REE$E ⋆｡𖦹°‧★ @reesebepuffing]

the way it got a lil tighter

[peanut buttercup @perfectcelebrty]

looks like elvis presley farted on it

[shoshki @cherubiim_]

he likes the music u stupid bitch

[yusuke @juanvenchy]

just watched someone’s story 14 seconds after it was posted

[Jaster @mareel_jaster]

Get the interior designers back on cocaine please

[ladyboy @justbrookwithaI]

when she start losing her arch so you punch her in the back of the head

[Adam Ellis @adamtotscomix]

It sucks and you should kill yourself

[100% princess @50percentpawg]

smoker has more life in her eyes