Ozamataz Buckshank

I am what Willis was talking about.

[Ozamataz Buckshank @bodaciustwities]

You know how I know you’re white. You wore a Kentucky derby vineyard vines tshirt to the gym.

[Ozamataz Buckshank @bodaciustwities]

People who shadowbox in the gym should be justifiably tased.

[Ozamataz Buckshank @bodaciustwities]

You know how I know America is imploding? I just watched someone film themself doing calf press.

[Ozamataz Buckshank @bodaciustwities]

I’m a substitute for another guy. I look pretty tall, but my heels are high.

[Ozamataz Buckshank @bodaciustwities]

There is nothing gayer than working out with your “boo-thang” and having matching kinesio tape jobs.

[Ozamataz Buckshank @bodaciustwities]

The New Jersey Devils. That is all.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Jonathan hey it is the GM of the kings. I hope u have enjoyed california for 15 years and all the Stanley cups cause ur goin to Ohio. Sorry. And also be careful of the toxic poisonous oil spill that’s killing everything over there. Don’t let ur pets outside for a bit. Ok bye

[Ozamataz Buckshank @bodaciustwities]

My Look most days: a bit of studied carelessness.

[Ozamataz Buckshank @bodaciustwities]

Yeah, I talk shit. Gotta defecate to conversate.

[New Jersey Devils @NJDevils]

We pay the neighbors a visit tomorrow.

[Ozamataz Buckshank @bodaciustwities]

Back in the New York Groove #BigBlue

[Ozamataz Buckshank @bodaciustwities]

I want brain. She wants shoes. True love’s always head over heels.

[Ozamataz Buckshank @bodaciustwities]

They callin me Young PWC - I got my power back.

[Ozamataz Buckshank @bodaciustwities]

@SCOTUSblog y’all are fuckin up.

[Ozamataz Buckshank @bodaciustwities]

What ever happened to Tinie Tempah? It’s urgent!

[Ozamataz Buckshank @bodaciustwities]

Alright Avs / Oilers is banana-rama.

[Ozamataz Buckshank @bodaciustwities]

If you get skin cancer, don’t see a doctor. Remove it yourself with a belt sander. Be a man.

[Ozamataz Buckshank @bodaciustwities]

At the end of the day, good thing Chris Rock made fun of Will Smith instead of Alec Baldwin…

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

NOT gay but I want to suck off Colin Farrell as Penguin

[Ozamataz Buckshank @bodaciustwities]

Dr. Dre - black Beethoven.