Ryan Bodeker

English? Nah, we only speak math and puns here

[Otterbein Athletics @Ott_Athletics]

ICYMI: Vinny Zeren accounts for 22.5 points of the team total as Men's T&F lands top-three finish at All-Ohio Meet. Cards post nearly a dozen top-five efforts nearby at Ohio Wesleyan. Full rundown of those notable results here.. ⬇️ 📝 https://t.co/CQ00Hw2bAC

[Ryan Bodeker @bodeker15]

Someone had the audacity to call me buddy today. Everyone knows I am at least bud status 🙄

[Ryan Bodeker @bodeker15]

@JDParkintheSun Deal with it nerd

[Ryan Bodeker @bodeker15]

After studying geometry this semester I realize the audacity of someone to make rules about shapes

[Ryan Bodeker @bodeker15]

It’s this time of year again

[Ryan Bodeker @bodeker15]

Yes I watch judge Judy at my fraternity house what of it

[Ryan Bodeker @bodeker15]

Thinking about how otterbein planned a late night breakfast the day before finals so people that went might not get sleep 😂

[Ryan Bodeker @bodeker15]

I wouldn’t be a mad scientist, I’d be disappointed

[Ryan Bodeker @bodeker15]

My littles finally active! Cant wait to see what’s in store. Hail Kings! 👑 @ Kings Fraternity https://t.co/jzT0rHCKh1

[Ryan Bodeker @bodeker15]

If you don’t send first day of school pictures to your parents, are you even human?

[Otterbein University @Otterbein]

.@ZooTampa intern Preston Smith '22 was feeding tigers, assisting bloodwork for elephants, and hung-out with koalas over the summer!

#Otterbein #OtterbeinSTEM #ZooTampa #zoo #internship

https://t.co/l0nRF0GkVl

[Ryan Bodeker @bodeker15]

How is it thunderstorming and we have a heat advisory
Come on Ohio get yourself together

[Ryan Bodeker @bodeker15]

I feel like high school couples have anniversaries for the same amount of time new mothers measure age in months

[Ryan Bodeker @bodeker15]

Watching a show where the parents are saying calculators cost too much and I feel seen

[Ryan Bodeker @bodeker15]

Thinking about how in high school my only worry was if I had at least 2 semicolons in my essay

[Ryan Bodeker @bodeker15]

Just found out I’m getting a full scholarship for the last 2 years of college!

[Ryan Bodeker @bodeker15]

All pi day means is that I can say I’m a math major with no judgement

[Ryan Bodeker @bodeker15]

If my watch tells me to breathe one more time I swear

[Ryan Bodeker @bodeker15]

Any politician would get my vote if they stopped the calls about my vehicles extended warranty

[Ryan Bodeker @bodeker15]

You ever worry that you’re not going to be 10 minutes early on time so you show up 15 minutes early? Cuz that’s my life