My girlfriend and I just got back to the hotel after watching @bertkreischer live and holy shit. We laughed, we cried, and I don’t think the guy who has to clean the microphone is very happy. Thanks, Berty Boy! #rippriscilla#dropabigdickonem
@SalVulcano This is very difficult but I voted for potato skins. The only reason why I voted for the skins is because if you fry them right and put the correct amount of cheese and bacon they wreck pigs in a blanket.
Congratulations to once-in-a-generation talent Shohei Ohtani on being the cover athlete for MLB The Show 22. Pre-order now at https://t.co/LCivWAsdi4
#MLBTheShow#OwnTheShow
@SalVulcano Dog Chick-fil-A is garbage. There is no way the lines at that place should be that long. It’s basic chicken with no sauce or seasoning. Chipotle should absolutely take this one.
@SalVulcano Birthdays are just reminding yourself you are getting closer to death, while Christmas is a holiday full of cheer and a fat guy who loves cookies. Christmas wins this.