bd

soulbrother: peace of mind, a piece of mine.

[Ayo 🇦🇷 @ayo_solace]

Messi and Ronaldo have met 36 times

Messi won MOTM 18 times, Ronaldo won it once.

You people are crazy seh!

[Sean @SeanDOlfc]

People don’t realise how insanely qualified he is to say this

[Tema Mokobili🇬🇭💯 @niinai99]

Judge: I hereby sentence you to house arrest

Homeless guy:

[Andrew Turmer @AndrewTurmer]

JT agreed personal terms with City, Didier asked to leave, Lampard negotiated with Inter and Hazard talked about Madrid every year.

Rational fans aren’t offended by players dreaming of other clubs or wanting a pay rise.

Perform whilst you’re here then get your move.

[Mide Of Canada🇦🇷🇪🇸🇨🇦 @Mide__M]

God this video dey kill me😂

[Joe @totnumjoe]

Possibly the funniest tweet an official club has ever made

[Salewa |M.D @baby_girll_]

@whaleskyd 😂😂😂
Once he looks up, his grandmother will take it from there.

[Akinloy @whaleskyd]

Apart from double marking Messi on the pitch, opponents should stop letting him look up to the sky when he’s losing.

[َ @rmngifs]

😁

[Jett ✷ (🏆) @JettAVFC_]

Club sold its soul for one (1) yoroba league...

[. @M4RZ0V3LLI]

Not enough people chat about Rodri’s eyebrows disappearing at the same time he stopped getting called Plodri…

[Beejay 😎 @BolajiOyebode]

No be only Enzo be my midfielder wey go win World cup oo

On Sunday like this, many of you go tell me how your midfielder better pass Colo Barco 🙂‍↔️😂

[سلمان @SULLZ_10]

Thomas tuchel I’ll be fair, I’ll help you choose your shank.

[‎venᥫ᭡ ᰔᩚ @_vadjeidanso]

He even remembered we the unemployed

[renzz🇦🇷 @ejayvortex]

busquets werey, e rush form another triangle😂

[Mr. Doorman Davis @AliquamScripto]

You’re telling me this isn’t the leader of a cult?

[25/26 EPL CHAMPION 🏆🤍❤️ @SivvG_]

Dad is 74, Mom 66
4 kids, with the eldest 39
0 grandkids

I lowkey feel sorry for them 😭😭

[tag @mxdric]

Bro said “I was an idiot then, I am an idiot now, and I will continue to be an idiot in the future”

And you know what? I respect the dedication to the craft

[Ashwin Raman @AshwinRaman_]

why were miscellaneous Catalan babies being presented to Messi en masse for him to turn into talented footballers like he's the Night King