Andrew Turmer

Usually found getting bossed around SW London by a tiny dog. Happiest when going full Nigella in the kitchen.

[Andrew Turmer @AndrewTurmer]

@Bluecoxtra @ChelseaIoanArmy Barca: Gordon + Alvarez
Real: Jose veterans + Perez not buying from the PL
Bayern: Doing weird things
City: Anderson
PSG: Never spend 100m for their bench

So it’s running marathons with Simeone or staying with Alonso.

Enzo will captain us on the opening weekend.

[Andrew Turmer @AndrewTurmer]

@richylad1994 @CFCDaily Enzo never had any realistic buyers. Unless he wants to do bleep tests with Simeone he has to stay:

Barca: Gordon + Alvarez
Real: Jose veterans + Perez announcing he’s not buying from the PL
City: Anderson
Bayern: Doing weird things
PSG: Never spend 100m on bench players

[Andrew Turmer @AndrewTurmer]

@daliacfc26 It’ll probably be a Mendes client. But I’ll pick a fun name too:

[Andrew Turmer @AndrewTurmer]

@ConnorHolden00 Barca: Gordon + Alvarez
Real: Jose veterans + Vitinha/Doue/Neves for Perez
City: Anderson
Bayern: Doing weird things

So if you were a big player and want to leave Chelsea who's left? PSG don't spend 100m on bench players.

So Enzo stays and others will be sold to raise revenue.

[Andrew Turmer @AndrewTurmer]

@MadridXtra Someone from PSG.

Doue. Vitinha. Neves.

[Andrew Turmer @AndrewTurmer]

Sorry Enzo. You're sticking around to play with Alonso.

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

🚨🚨 Florentino Pérez: “My signing is NOT from the Premier League.”

[Andrew Turmer @AndrewTurmer]

@MadridXtra

[Andrew Turmer @AndrewTurmer]

@Bluecoxtra @BobbyVincentFL Where is the pace or physicality?

Estevao on one hamstring and Hato are the only two players who can sprint. Good luck to Caicedo covering Wharton who can’t get above walking pace too.

If this is a *dream* XI then people really need to expand their horizons.

[Andrew Turmer @AndrewTurmer]

@TheBlueDodger This will end in disaster for everyone.

Last player to refuse club advice to get surgery before breaking down again and then accepting surgery was required? Reece.

And Reece has had the best run of appearances for years after surgery!

[amadí @amadoit__]

‘Arsenal is not humble. They’ve never won a Champions League, and they’ve been around for how long? Yeh, ok. London is Blue, Up The Chels.’

@joshhart you legend

[Andrew Turmer @AndrewTurmer]

@CFCsince1989 @ChelseaHQ_ Exactly. We've seen meltdowns from our fans in busy windows, quiet windows, buying galacticos, buying less famous names, promoting Cobham boys, selling Cobham boys. They need a transfer ban.

Fans' brains have been ruined by the constant hit of transfer 'updates' on the timeline.

[Andrew Turmer @AndrewTurmer]

@CFCsince1989 @ChelseaHQ_ Exactly.

These fans have whined about expensive squad padding, blocking Josh and having 10 CBs on the books all season. Now they want an 11th.

They've also complained about too many leaks and doing business in public. Now they complain about a quiet week.

What do they want?

[Andrew Turmer @AndrewTurmer]

So that's an 80m asking price for Ndiaye at Everton. 80m for Fernandes at West Ham. And 70m for Van Hecke at Brighton whose contract is running out.

The 15 players up for sale at Chelsea for less than half that look like pretty decent value now. Even Delap.

[Laurie Whitwell @lauriewhitwell]

West Ham intend to set Mateus Fernandes asking price at £80m.

Southampton due 15 per cent sell-on.

#MUFC interested in 21-year-old, among several midfield options. PSG also considering an approach.

w/ @RoshaneSport ⬇️

https://t.co/0ke5GCB3WY

[Andrew Turmer @AndrewTurmer]

@todocampista8 Spot fucking on.

Chelsea fans have whined about expensive squad padding. And are now whining about Van Hecke.

They complain about 10 CBs on the books blocking Josh. They now want an 11th.

They whine about too many leaks. Now they whine about a quiet week.

What do they want?

[Andrew Turmer @AndrewTurmer]

@SamblackCfc @invwinger They would have hated 2016 with Conte. Low key summer, just a couple of starters signed and no big names. That combo then won a title.

Some fans have been ruined by certain big accounts drip feeding ALL CAPS 🚨🚨🚨transfer rumours every hour. They need that constant fix now.

[Andrew Turmer @AndrewTurmer]

@SamblackCfc @invwinger Seeing fans complain about squad padding and demanding we focus on elite starters instead before losing it over VAN HECKE is hilarious.

A bit like fans complaining about too many leaks and now complaining about the club working quietly.

Fans don't know what they want.

[Andrew Turmer @AndrewTurmer]

@TheManagerMeter @w_bravel Standard Chelsea fan cycle: our fanbase is insufferable in transfer windows with constant contradicitons.

Going into the summer we wanted less squad padding, fewer leaks and to focus on elite starters.

Now fans are losing it over Van Hecke despite having 10 CBs already.

[Andrew Turmer @AndrewTurmer]

@cfcyusxf @elsdawg Chelsea fans in transfer windows need to take a breath. It's getting ludicrous.

Fans don't want more squad padding but are losing it over Van Hecke. They want fewer leaks with transfers and now can't stand a quiet week.

The contradictory doom loop is depressing.

[Andrew Turmer @AndrewTurmer]

@HauleHagai Our fanbase is insufferable in transfer windows.

Seeing Chelsea fans invent things to be angry about today because of one Van Hecke bid for example sums us up.

We want more signings. Fewer signings. No leaks. More leaks. Older players but no more Tosins. Bargains. Galacticos.

[Haggashots⚡️ @HauleHagai]

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