Dan McCarthy

Standup Comedy's Hype Man

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Just trying an experiment...

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@BillCorbett No dude, that's very obviously Gregg Alexander of the New Radicals.

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@Wagoneer The Grand Wagoneer: For when you want your significant other as far away as possible when riding shotgun.

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@DaveCoulier @NHL Keep it up!

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@kwmurphy Mazel Tov!

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@deesnider Looks like this tweet did its job, going by all the Q-people coming out of the woodwork to respond. Good work!

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Pete should probably turn down his friend Repeat's invitation to hang out at the bridge. It won't end well for him.

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@680NEWS Please stop adding "while social distancing" to literally every activity you mention. You don't have to be like "taking a road trip while social distancing". "Ordering food while social distancing". "Social distancing while social distancing". It gets annoying.

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The more I watch #Betrayed on @DiscoveryID the worse it gets... so why can't I stop watching???

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@RoachComic I love ya like family, brah.

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"Here we celebrate Jesusween!"
#RuinHalloweenIn4Words

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My favorite thing about #DeadlyWomen on @DiscoveryID is the shitty Australian actors trying and failing miserably at American accents.

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@craignofridayy I LOVE THIS SO MUCH.

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Don't judge me for taking full advantage of @BurgerKing 's 10 Nuggets for $1 deal. #Nugz #SoManyNugz #NuggLife

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@TheRealJoeStarr Yesterday I sneezed so hard, a pedestrian walking past my house said "gesundheit".

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Nobody names their dog "Cujo" anymore. #NationalDogDay

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"Birdie seeds- sold dirt cheap!"
-AC/DC Pet Supply Emporium

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Miss Olivia Newton-John.
#MyFirstCrushIn4Words

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@RoachComic I got a receipt at Chili's once that said "WE WANT YOUR OPINION" so I called them and told them Gone Fishin with Danny Glover and Joe Pesci was awful.

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🎶🎶 #Islanders... must be missin an angel...🎵🎶 #Tavares