Jeff Bodzewski

AI & Data Executive | Top 50 CDO 2018 | Author | Speaker | MBA @KelleySchool | BA @LifeAtPurdue | Dadx3 | Pupsx2

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Fun morning shooting for an upcoming documentary about the evolution of digital media - see you at Tribeca

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My latest article: "Apple's 75-Minute AI Avoidance Tour: A Data-Driven Analysis"
https://t.co/n0bsuQZEF1 #AppleEvent

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An entire Apple event passes by without a single mention of Siri - but hey, you have 5G now right? #AppleEvent

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13 minutes about the new iPhone 17 Pro and we get more details about the new textile cases than Apple Intelligence (cosmic orange does look really good) #AppleEvent

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One hour into a must win event for Apple to silence the growing naysayers that it lost AI war:
- Apple Intelligence: 5 passing mentions
- AI: 3 passing mentions
- Innovation: 4 mentions
- Siri: 0 mentions
- Apple Silicon: 5 bajillion mentions

#AppleEvent

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"Apple has always been at the forefront of AI" - Tim Cook. Who's going to tell him? #AppleEvent

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It took 42 minutes for Tim Cook to use the word "innovation" a second time and it was specific to materials and not technology #AppleEvent

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30 minutes in and Blackberry, er, Apple has only mentioned "Apple Intelligence" once in passing #AppleEvent

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To recap: newest Apple Watch features (Apple running from the word innovation like it's allergic) are "new 5G modem, colors, battery life" #AppleEvent

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Apple at 19:08 is hyping the "new 5G" that was (checks notes) first introduced in 2018 in the US by AT&T #AppleEvent

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It took Apple 4:38 to mention the word innovation in an environment where many are questioning their ability to lead #AppleEvent

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@AskTarget 3 of the 5 perishable products I looked at tonight were expired with @nakedjuice having expired in APRIL and May. All in front like they had just been faced - Palatine IL manager and grocery lead don't notice 3 month old juice?!

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@MartyForIL man (khakis grey windbreaker) in St. Michaels parking lot ~9:30 today asking people if they know who they're voting for and handing biz cards for Rita. Legal?

[Logan Paul @LoganPaul]

The most gangster image of all time

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

BREAKING: Eyewitness tells BBC that he informed police, Secret Service about a suspicious man on a roof with a rifle.

He was ignored.

https://t.co/Cvfb7znZtZ

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First row for my son's first @BoilerFootball game to witness the glory of @Coach_Walters gains, @Hcard7 throw for 1,000 yards and @NicCaraway3 tackle NU back to negative yards for the season. Purdue by a million 🤙

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@ChiSoxFanMike cut from same mold as Buehrle - Quintana did his job, ate up innings and usually gave the Sox a chance to win

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Thank you @michaelb4jordan 🥊
Best Creed movie
Best fight scenes of any Rocky movie
#3 or 4 ranking of all 9 Rocky movies

#Creed3 Run it

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@ElleKarasek 2009 crowd 🤙