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The second and third best buddy jokes ever. Made in Florida, banished to SoCal.

[Lee Kuan Yimby @LeeKuanYimby]

In Singapore you can go a week without seeing a single cop but they have the most orderly society. It's because Flock Cameras are good and can do the job better than 10,000 officers playing candy crush.
Build more flock. Add facial recognition too. Call me a goy.

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@TheRabbitHole A smarter man than me posted recently, “Shoplifting is a worse offense than racism.”

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@3YearLetterman That’s O-linemen. Skill positions would only require a 48-hour online course on the rules of soccer and then they would be up to speed.

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@TwoRulesOfWar @seanmdav These same women do not report crimes committed by blacks because they can’t bear the idea of another incarcerated black. We can’t continue as a country with these people.

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@NYCMayor You are not and never will be an American. A citizen, yes, but a member, no.

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@tyleraloevera @TRobinsonNewEra Just look at the German and Swedish football teams.

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@RobProvince So, you’re a pussy magnet? Humble brag bro!

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@therobbieharvey One victim will be beating off to his memory of the criminal act he experienced for the rest of his life, and the other experienced the rest of his life at the moment if the criminal act. Hope this helps.

[Gators Track and Field & Cross Country @GatorsTF]

THE ONE AND ONLY 🐐

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@TerryMoran Very weird you inject a German word into your diatribe against a Jewish woman.

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@CathyYoung63 @JoinPersuasion The perpetrators of the crime knew exactly what to say to put space between themselves and the law. They didn’t claim it was an accident or self inflicted or self defense. They went right to “racism.” Because that’s what works. Two-tiers.

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@krystalball @grahamformaine Boy, the pass one receives just for saying “Medicare for All!”

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@davidfrum At least it’s not Kamala presiding over the celebration. She’d start out with a land acknowledgement and then it would be a parade of slavery, abortion, gay and trans rights without a mention of the Founding Fathers.

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@jay_kobbe I’ve never been so erect. I mean diamond cutter status. Now, what’s this about?

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@lwoodhouse Is there any policy that makes life less pleasant for the little guys that you leftists wont giddily support?

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@JonahDispatch @AlexHogan__ You fat faggot. You got in bed with these ghouls because you were “Against Trump” (i.e. you were really seeking relevance amongst the MSM). Enjoy the fleas fatass.

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@jasonwhitlock Tupac, the ballerina?

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@DemocraticWins Are these polls in the room with you?

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@mattyglesias I’m sure you were just as forgiving when people were punished for singing along to popular rap lyrics a decade earlier when they were teenagers, right? Right?

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@jsethd @Jake_W Palm Springs, Rancho Mirage, Palm Desert