Jim, Boff 🥊 #RejoinEU 🇪🇺 Commas in quantity

Patent attorney. Pro-🇪🇺, pro-🇺🇦, pro-human. Fond of commas, Oxford or not.

[Jim, Boff 🥊 #RejoinEU 🇪🇺 Commas in quantity @boff_jim]

@IMcMillan No T in far Darjeeling
Nor T in high Assam
Not any T in Yorkshire
Don’t believe how dry I am

How to save this situation?
What recourse have I got?
Across a joyful nation
Cry “there’s two Ts in teapot”.

[Jim, Boff 🥊 #RejoinEU 🇪🇺 Commas in quantity @boff_jim]

@EliotJacobson Pshaw?
Did you do Wordle today?

[Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve]

@RupertLowe10

[Tim Walker @ThatTimWalker]

Very cool, entertaining and with high production values: if I were @Nigel_Farage, I’d consider dipping into that £5 million to try to get out a video that can compare to it.

[Jim, Boff 🥊 #RejoinEU 🇪🇺 Commas in quantity @boff_jim]

Yes. It’s too damn hot.
#WhatHappenedToTheBritishSummer

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Every single word in the Bible is true. It's only when you group them together as sentences that they start getting iffy.

[Jason Rothwell @smile_on12]

Love it #countbinface

[4th July - Tory wipe Out @snb19692]

Hey Clacton!
Put the rubbish out and then bring in the Bin!

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Will the owners of a blue planet between Venus and Mars please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.

[Jim, Boff 🥊 #RejoinEU 🇪🇺 Commas in quantity @boff_jim]

England v DR Congo today.
I don’t know much about sport, but to me it appears unsporting for 11 players to go up against one.
A doctorate does not make a superman - even if they’ve managed to get this far.
#WhoCaresAboutFooty
#WorldCup

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

🤣🤣🤣 Happy 250th.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I'm confident nobody will share this.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

In the USA in 1943 they produced a film 'Don't be a Sucker' about fascism.

It perfectly explains Nigel Farage, Suella Braverman, Tommy Robinson and the entire Right.

[Jim, Boff 🥊 #RejoinEU 🇪🇺 Commas in quantity @boff_jim]

At the weekend I trimmed the front face of this privet bush because it had overgrown the bench. I left the top because the privet was flowering and the scent was nice.

This evening I saw the bush from the opposite platform and it seems to remind me of someone.
#AccidentalTopiary

[Sam @SamCKx]

If Keir Starmer does resign, history will look back on his reign and scratch its head as to why the hell he was so hated.

On paper, he's probably delivered more to working British people in such a short time than any PM for decades.

After inheriting an absolute mess: NHS waiting lists fallen. Worker's rights improved. Rail operators nationalised. Improved relations with EU and improved UK's global reputation. Removed non-dom tax status. Halved childcare costs. Boosted state pensions. Lowest homicide rate in 50 years. Lifted 550k children out of poverty. Immigration vastly reduced.

We are in the age of billionaire funded misinformation, whose sole purpose is to topple democratically elected leaders, and insert leadership that favours the wealthy elites over the working people. Looks like the game plan is working...

[Jakub Krupa @JakubKrupa]

How it started How it's going

[Jim, Boff 🥊 #RejoinEU 🇪🇺 Commas in quantity @boff_jim]

@johnandi @FranceRegard24 I endorse this message.

[JmRoyle #LFC #YNWA #BLM #RejoinEU @MyArrse]

10 years ago Jo Cox was shot and stabbed to death in Birstall by a far right thug.
Do you remember the Farage \ Tommy Robinson riots that followed it,
No me neither.

R.I.P. Jo

[Jim, Boff 🥊 #RejoinEU 🇪🇺 Commas in quantity @boff_jim]

…past.

When you have problems on the Amersham/Chesham/Watford branch, the least you can do is divert the fast trains down the stopping branch. It would be courteous and considerate to share the pain.

[Jim, Boff 🥊 #RejoinEU 🇪🇺 Commas in quantity @boff_jim]

@TfL why do you hate customers for the Amersham/Chesham/Watford slow trains so much?

Last night coming home I saw successive Uxbridges followed by a fast Amersham before a train came in.

This morning a prolonged delay on the slow line watching half empty fast trains sail … 1/2

[Don McGowan @donmcgowan]

Over the last 36 hours, we have witnessed the very soul of Nigel Farage — his essence.

It has been over a month since he went into hiding, since serious questions began to be raised over his undeclared £5M donation.

A month since he appeared in front of TV cameras or underwent any questioning at all.

At 8am yesterday morning, Farage released a video, from a field somewhere, calling for rage. Calling for an end to the mythical two-tier policing.

Make no mistake, those were very carefully chosen words — he understood what he was unleashing, and his wish was granted last night in Southampton.

On Tuesday, the Home Secretary made a statement to the House regarding the murder of Henry Nowack. There was, as always, an opportunity to question Shabana Mahmood — was Nigel Farage in attendance?

No, of course not.

Today, Farage was granted a question at PMQs — the showpiece spectacle of the political week in which the country's news and politics fanatics tune in to watch — was Nigel Farage in attendance?

Yes, of course he was.

He had somehow found his way into work after missing 77 separate votes in Parliament because … he would, at least for three minutes, be the centre of the country's political attention.

His question was about the murder of Henry Nowack and the violence that erupted [on his command] last night, but he would not condemn it or call for calm.

Instead, he 'suggested' that this rioting might escalate.

This afternoon, he has performatively written to the BBC because someone on Newsnight dared to accuse him of inciting the violence — playing his perpetual victim card. Again.

And there we see the soul of Nigel Farage — a craven, desperate for attention, evil, petty and pointless man.

END RANT.