Wade Bowen

Kicker of Elves (see: @kickerspodcasts) Self loathing and hubris. plus Echidnas.

[Wade Bowen @bogmad]

@worst_egirl not to bring a third abrahamic faith into but…
Jesus fucking Christ, dude

[Wade Bowen @bogmad]

What’s it gonna take to get Alice Cooper’s “I’m Eighteen” featured in season two of #StarfleetAcademy ? Perfect needle drop. Who’s with me here? @StarTrek? Anybody?

[Wade Bowen @bogmad]

Podcasts?
Fuck podcasts. Go watch David Lynch movies

https://t.co/C7kBUGAy5Y

[Wade Bowen @bogmad]

@ScooterCasterNY https://t.co/Lg4ufBg81u

[Wade Bowen @bogmad]

Sorry. The Fart Knight

HAPPY, GLEN?!

[Wade Bowen @bogmad]

Because she’s the hero twitter deserves, not the one it needs right now. So we’ll ridicule her. Because she should take it. Because she’s not our hero. A silent but deadly guardian. A paranoid wind breaker. the Fartman.

[Eve Barlow @Eve_Barlow]

I’m like Batman. I live in my cave and I do my fighting under veil of night when nobody else is watching. I don’t need to be at the ball. I don’t need you to like everything I say. I don’t need you to see me as a hero. I don’t need any of that. I’m just doing this because I have to. I’m not taking back anything I said or explaining who I am or why I’m different. If you’re lucky enough to see behind my mask then you can figure some of that out for yourself. But first you have to gain my trust. Don’t try me. 🦇✡️

[Wade Bowen @bogmad]

Damn. Shoulda ended with “A fart, right?”

[Wade Bowen @bogmad]

UGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH.

Do you remember when you joined X? I don’t! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Wade Bowen @bogmad]

Goodbye @echidnafacts. It’s looking like it’s time to start shutting things down over here

[Wade Bowen @bogmad]

Get me off this damn thing: https://t.co/LAm0aLYO8q

[Wade Bowen @bogmad]

@braincaravan Shit, I just realized it only posted 30 seconds. I’ll get the full thing up asap

[Wade Bowen @bogmad]

Now I’ve heard there was a secret code
That Elon found, and it pleased pleased the chodes…

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: Elon Musk said Twitter found secret code that shadowbanned accounts and prevented them from trending.

[Wade Bowen @bogmad]

@ericxtodd We were just talking about you the other day!

[Wade Bowen @bogmad]

I spent a lot of time in high school and college over-writing bad sentences full of verbose description, in attempts to ape Cormac McCarthy’s prose, but with very much nothing profound or very interesting to say

[Kickers of Elves @kickerspodcasts]

We were JUST talking about Cormac McCarthy before the news hit today. Might as well make it public #RIP
https://t.co/8mxU36KrE9

[Wade Bowen @bogmad]

@braincaravan Yeah it’s from the patreon. We’re a lot rambler on there and may drift from topic to topic as the conversation shifts. I think we veered from there to Cormac McCarthy. Which I made public given the news yesterday

[Wade Bowen @bogmad]

Still can’t get over how sinister the doctor and her body snatched children are in this pro-vaccination coloring book

[Wade Bowen @bogmad]

@flglmn Hug or something. Don’t sweat the minor details. Important thing is to smack your kid around where nobody knows you’re doing it.

[Wade Bowen @bogmad]

“Finally, a dick pill for me, a sapiosexual”

[Vince @dragon_scim]

Ive never seen what gas station dick pills actually look like until today and have been desperately stopping myself from wheezing at this pic for like an hour