well that’s unfortunate (for you)

all the fandoms • fixation: 9-1-1 • buddie • disabled • surviving cancer a day at a time • header by @poorlydrawn911

[fedz☁️ @fedzz_z]

confession cookies🍪💞
#buddie #911onABC

[💗 @ma1ybe]

GREAT WORK LADIES

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Mayor Zohran Mamdani has announced a free Knicks watch party at Bryant Park.

This comes after watch parties outside of Madison Square Garden were canceled due to Trump's attendance.

[⚜️Sovereign⚜️ @sauvamemte]

They’re not only shutting down the area around Madison Square Garden. They’re basically shutting down a 10 block radius around the stadium. Do you know how many things are within that radius of the stadium? How many bars, activities, restaurants stores? Crazy work for a pedo.

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Sam Reid and Jacob Anderson read thirst tweets for BuzzFeed.

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

So let me get this straight:

When immigrants take jobs, it’s a national crisis.

When AI takes jobs, it’s innovation.

Can someone explain why we’re supposed to fear people willing to work, but celebrate technology designed to replace workers?

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

Mamdani is the first mayor who would support Spider-Man.

[lizzie 🌟 @sovrtangerines]

coming out as a bud and eds truther

[Sofia Coppium @indianloonie]

Matt Damon in Ocean's Eleven

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Hotels be like, “It’s $145 a night and you’re staying two nights, so that brings your total to $850.”

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Truly insane what things scare my cats and what don’t. They freak out at the tiniest crinkle of plastic, but will remain totally calm and purring while I tell them about AI being put in charge of our nuclear arsenal

[marceline @tinyhotopicbish]

Didn't go to pride this year but I moved to my girlfriend's city in a uhaul towing a Subaru on the back and that's somehow even gayer

[Hedgie @HedgieMarkets]

🦔 Attaching the petition and post for everyone that wants to support the Nashville Zoo.

Hedgie🤗

[eli yudin @eliyudin]

sometimes you read a dating profile that’s like “i’m happiest near water! I go crazy for fresh berries! i’m fiercely loyal to my friends!” and it’s like damn did Professor Oak write this? you just described a Squirtle

[fenlon @1fenlon]

this is who you guys are making fun of. i hope you feel good about yourselves