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[cav empty @cavempty_]

my boss added a custom ai generated gif of me being mauled by a lion to our teams app and HR says they don’t have the ability to remove it

[Trucker Fren @frenbilt]

A man in waste management could raise a family in a house like this 20 years ago

[Groby @groby5000000]

do you mind if i wear my black t shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

what’s the fucking point

[Ink Blot @inkblotistan]

northern snow hog

[✮ CVR @adasfile]

im obsessed with these kinds of videos

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

why don’t mice make holes like these anymore?

[Mythicflight🍜 @mythicflight]

Resident Evil Outbreak: File #2

[Raven @ravenalternativ]

UK people: it’s a bit warm innit

Americans: WARM?????? THAT’S NOTHING 😤😡 MY HOUSE IS 110F ON A COLD DAY 😎 EVERY MORNING I STEP OUTSIDE AND THE SUN INSTANTLY VAPORISES ME 🔥I HAVEN’T SEEN SHADE SINCE ’03 😩 WHAT THE FUCK IS A CELSIUS RAHHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[ShaneSaw M̷a̷s̷s̷a̷c̷r̷e̷ @FinalDude78]

Happy Friday the 13th 🪓

[Rad. @enemy_soil]

listen to your body? the body craves a lethal amount of kinder bueno

[grace 🤝 @debtbarbie]

“listen to your body” ok well my body wants to lay down and eat snacks 14 hours a day

[Zhang Yong 张勇 @zhangyong02]

today is sunday so i will kill myself