emmer müde :(

Mein Leben ist eine einzige Krise und ihr bleibt nicht verschont. 👹

[emmer müde :( @bohnenlos]

WER MIT ÖL KOCHT, MACHT MIR ANGST 🗣️

[𝓜🌺 @mxlxhx_]

Aktuelle Wetterlage:

[Rille @rillau144]

Statt Winterdepression hab ich Sommeragressionen was für 41° morgen

[bloom @badnermaus]

darf ich vorstellen: das ideale wetter

[Xy5Z89🇩🇪🇪🇺🇺🇦 @Xy5Z89]

Deutsche Aktuell:

[emmer müde :( @bohnenlos]

@ufjeden HERZLICHEN GLÜCKWUNSCH

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @young_naeto]

when you decided not to go to the meetup and on top of that it starts to rain

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

Reading my old texts and wondering how I sent that shi with a straight face

[Mads @europemaxxed]

When you've cancelled too many hangouts and now you HAVE to go to this one or you'll lose all your friends

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks

[Mads @europemaxxed]

4 year old me after learning about the bermuda triangle and quick sand on the same day

[Zion @zionszzn]

i'm at the age where checking Gmail is part of my social media routine

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

when you wake up thinking it's few minutes before your alarm goes off but it's actually the middle of the night

[Max @NixusMimiMax]

Ohne Carsten, ohne mich... I need him... Leni checkt nicht was Carsten für die Show macht...

#gntm #Carsten

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

You're trying to tell me something important but I'm on a spinning chair

[Miilato @miiilato]

i've tasted unemployment
and I've tasted 9-5
i recommend not being born.