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I'm not famous. Retweets are my own.

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

Feel like I’ve seen a headline abt the Tate brothers getting arrested like eight times in the past 3 years. Is it actually for real this time or will we be subjected to 900 more instagram reels about how you’re gay if you go to the movie theatre

[Toni Kroos @ToniKroos]

Football won

[BythePeople @BythePeople18]

Lindsey Graham died Friday & his sister has already been sworn in. Remember when Mike Johnson refused to seat Adelita Grijalva for 50 days after she was elected? That is what we are fighting for in the midterms, a return to democracy & fairness and to remove fascist Republicans.

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

It has now been revealed that the CEO of StubHub also owns hedge fund that scalps millions of dollars worth tickets on StubHub.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

deeply saddened by the passing of my colleague, Literal Hitler. while we disagreed on many things, he always knew how to make us laugh.

[(((DeanObeidallah))) @DeanObeidallah]

Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read:

[the doogfather @thedoogfather]

what if you were a SENATOR and you were GAY but you were CLOSETED and another senator DIED but you were LYING about it and his WIFE was a SPY for CHINA and then you ALSO DIED

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

If it turns out Mitch McConnell is dead and the GOP are involved in a coverup to prevent a special election that is mandated by Kentucky law, people need to go to prison.

Full stop.

[𝐣𝐚𝐧𝐚 | PEDRI WC CHAMPION 🏆 @janacelona]

this pic is frying me

[Kylian Mbappé @KMbappe]

Madame Celeste Amarilla,
Vous êtes une femme méprisable et indigne de sa fonction.
Vous ne représentez pas le Paraguay, ce pays qui a transpiré la passion et l’honneur tout au long de la compétition. Par votre inconscience et votre racisme décomplexé, le monde entier a déjà oublié le parcours et l’effort historique que vos joueurs ont réalisés durant cette coupe du monde pour laisser place à une dame incompétente donnant la pire image possible de son pays.
Je ne laisserai jamais aux gens comme elle, la liberté de laisser propager leur haine et leur racisme à travers le monde.

[Carmichael Dave @CarmichaelDave]

BREAKING:

The NBA has now traded Paul George for:

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander
Jaylen Brown
Domantas Sabonis
Victor Oladipo
Danilo Gallinari

And

7 1st round picks plus 4 pick swaps

Paul George is the Most Valuable Player in NBA history.

[MoshiMoshiMoan @MoshiMoshiMoan]

It's 2029
You just bought a PS6
It cost 1200 dollars
All games are digital
They each cost 80 dollars
You have 4 in your library
Yesterday it was 5 but Sony removed one
They offered no refund, its just gone
You'd strangle yourself with the controller cord but its wireless

[Rina Shah @RinainDC]

Skipping 142 consecutive votes should mean he not only should’ve been expelled by his fellow lawmakers in the chamber by now, but it should also mean he reimburses taxpayers for the salary he took during that time.

This Congress continues to be a joke.

[trash jones @jzux]

congress: americans do not deserve healthcare

also congress: sorry that was just my 4-month paid depression vacation

[You Know Who @MuskTillDawn]

People are dragging him for walking in with his finger on the trigger but you have to understand that he’s trained to do that when he sees children

[Dennis M. Hogan @dennismhogan]

It’s hard to believe but this is a picture of the United States reflecting pool before the revolution happened. The US was once a very westernized country

[Greg Finberg @GregFinberg]

Wizards starters: April 2023 vs. June 2026.

Will Dawkins. Take a bow.

[sean @_sn_n]

red states be like:

[🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️ @prmade313raised]

Happy #Juneteenth ✊🏾