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This afternoons bets are in honor of Kate Middleton

Gators race to 10, gators spread, Auburn spread

#ThinkingAboutCaitlynClarksBush

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Your finger blasting boi is baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack.

We’re riding with the bulldog$ early WOOF WOOF

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Its conference tourney week you know the finger blasting boi is back with some action. Minnesota +6 and Richmond ML in the early slate. We’re gambling our huevos off the next 3 weeks VAMOS

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Hard hitting report from Leandro on the latest at Halass Hall

[Leandro Bardoba @TheRealLake69]

BREAKING: Sources inside Halass Hall reporting that Alan Williams has been relieved of his duties as Bears DC, effective immediately, after a leaked sex tape emerged of him “banging the dust” out of Virgina McCaskey @AdamSchefter @RapSheet @Chris_Broussard @TMZ

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In the lab already cooking up NFL heaters for finger blaster nation. Stay tuned

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Woke up this morning thinking it was NFL Sunday….I guess we can wait a day and fire in some college max play missile bangers. TEXAS BAMA UNDER, IOWA ST MONEY LINE, MIAMI/OLE MISS TEASER VAMOOOOOOOOS

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

He created Margaritaville is what he did. He coined the phrases “5 o’clock somewhere” and “cheeseburger in paradise” single-handed. He was a brave American singer-songwriter who pioneered the island escapism lifestyle. And in this house, Jimmy Buffett is a hero, end of story.

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PROMISES MADE PROMISES DELIVERED. THAT WIN WAS FOR HIMMY BUFFETT

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ABSOLUTE MISSLE ON UNC SPENCER RATTLER IS A MASSIVE DWEEB

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ABSOLUTE MISSLE ON UNC SPENCER RATTLER IS A MASSIVE DWEEB

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Mele Kalikimaka mothafuckas, Hawaii spread, Hawaii 1H, Hawaii 1Q, let’s win this for Oprah

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Jack$onville State ML, New Mexico $tate 1H, U$C 1H, Hawaii spread. READY TO ROCK READY TO ROLL

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Barstooling at a dive bar, glansberging hard, drinking an ice cold coors light watching bears bills preseason game (aka the lab) cooking up MONSTER WEEK ZERO PLAYS LETS FUCKING GO FINGER BLASTER NAYSH

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@2ndHalfPlays Are you gonna delete this if it doesn’t hit?

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Just chilling, watching Anthony Richardson’s pro day, sitting on a 15/1 first overall draft pick future, cooking up some MLB LOCKS. Angels/A’s under 7, cardinals ML, cubs ML. If you the boi was just a college basketball expert then tu eres loco

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@2ndHalfPlays @LoneStarSB 😤😤😤😤😤

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Honestly disgusting that the @NCAA allowed brandon killer to play this season and the fact that he’s not in @TuscaloosaPD jail right now. All their wins should be vacated, and bettors and Calcutta owners should be refunded ASAP. Plz assist @realDonaldTrump

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Currently waiting to eat a chicken pot pie. While I wait, let’s fire in some winners. Creighton ML, Miami ML, Gonzaga -4.5. TAIL OR GO FOLLOW 2ND HALF PLAYS