DayFly

The Golden Rule - apply daily and as often as possible.

[DayFly @boisvert_tim]

@realDonaldTrump No one cares. You’re a limp dick. I’m mean lame duck. There’s golf courses waiting for you in Russia. Careful who’s hand you shake. Rats get nuked & poisoned there frequently.

[DayFly @boisvert_tim]

@realDonaldTrump Trump, so it’s a pop up book, right?

[DayFly @boisvert_tim]

@realDonaldTrump Buying on the inevitable dip. Every time you tweet or say something incredibly stupid. Who knew it was this easy? Flap on Cheeto.

[DayFly @boisvert_tim]

@WhiteHouse @realDonaldTrump Could we have a COVID Pandemic Update from our actual CDC/Health Dept professionals or ANYONE that actually knows the science and research data?! WTF you asshole?!

[DayFly @boisvert_tim]

@realDonaldTrump Or maybe congratulate her as you look forward to a healthy debate? Of course not. I’ll count the minutes before you actually lie about her publicly.

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

How to tick tack (with captions by @KaitMartin_1)

[Brian J. Karem @BrianKarem]

Coronavirus doesn’t care about politics but this arse does. @GOPLeader

[Community Peacemaker Teams @cpt_intl]

A word on nomenclature

[DayFly @boisvert_tim]

@realDonaldTrump God doesn’t appreciate you lying about him. Or his believers. You’re getting yourself into a eternal hot mess.

[DayFly @boisvert_tim]

@forwardarc @whpresscorps Is this the same TrumpCare plan promised in 2016 that was going to cover everyone better & cheaper?! “You can fool the people some of...

[The Fight @TheFightMovie]

“A gorgeous, enraging and uplifting film.” Chris Hayes, MSNBC. @TheFightMovie is now available everywhere. #TheFightMovie https://t.co/ixzQs3ULkK

[DayFly @boisvert_tim]

@replouiegohmert I hear Clorox wipes kills more viruses than toilet paper. But that only works if you sit your wrinkled ass a freshly cleaned clorox wet counter. But good luck w that.

[hbo max fka @streamonmax]

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[Chicano Marine 🇲🇽🇺🇸💙 @elchicanomarine]

Some day soon (Nov?), most my feed will be inspiring videos like this.

[DayFly @boisvert_tim]

@rgratcliffe @charles_gaba The same battle we’re fighting within our own extended family

[𝐁𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐅𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐬 @BusinessFamous]

💰💰💰

$1000 of $AAPL earns $8.11 dividends/year

$1000 of $JNJ earns $26.23 dividends/year

$1000 of $PFE earns $39.42 dividends/year

$1000 of $O earns $46.73 dividends/year

$1000 of $T earns $70.67 dividends/year

Do you buy from the top of this list or the bottom?

[DayFly @boisvert_tim]

@ReviewResist @realDonaldTrump We can ALWAYS tell when staff does a tweet when it isn’t Braggadocious on something!

[DayFly @boisvert_tim]

@DailySportFix There’s an ad in between every few sentences. I gave up. Blocked DailySport

[DayFly @boisvert_tim]

@47Junia @hig68 Not just struggling to vote, wandering aimlessly unable to locate his own polling place because he doesn’t read his mail or anything else without a centerfold.