Bowman Craddock ⛄️🎄🎅🏼

I give good (bad) advice. I think I’m hilarious (I’m probably not) he/him

[Bowman Craddock ⛄️🎄🎅🏼 @bojocrad]

Why do I have an urge to go find a toys r us?

[Bowman Craddock ⛄️🎄🎅🏼 @bojocrad]

Y’all think Yung Gravy watches Milf Manor?

[Bowman Craddock ⛄️🎄🎅🏼 @bojocrad]

Rihanna just broke Twitter

[Bowman Craddock ⛄️🎄🎅🏼 @bojocrad]

Reminder to the guy that bumped into me at the gym and didn’t say excuse me: don’t skip leg day.

[Bowman Craddock ⛄️🎄🎅🏼 @bojocrad]

I just say “gross”. My friend know I’m kidding, but also it is gross

[Kelsey Angell @NotAnAngell39]

@UberFacts Saying bless you or anything at all to someone SNEEZING….. we don’t have demons in us that need to be blessed. It’s a weird social construct that needs to go.

[Bowman Craddock ⛄️🎄🎅🏼 @bojocrad]

@CashApp Does this apply to new cards or just old ones?

[Bowman Craddock ⛄️🎄🎅🏼 @bojocrad]

Netflix cancelling Q-force at the end of pride month feels very homophobic

[Bowman Craddock ⛄️🎄🎅🏼 @bojocrad]

Me talking about the foods I’m allergic to while eating them:
“I’m not gonna die…

…probably.”

[Bowman Craddock ⛄️🎄🎅🏼 @bojocrad]

How did Co-star know that I was struggling with Zoom?

[Bowman Craddock ⛄️🎄🎅🏼 @bojocrad]

Is… is co-star gaslighting me??

[Bowman Craddock ⛄️🎄🎅🏼 @bojocrad]

@saharanotlit I had a futon I got from Walmart that was great. I have it to my brother and he gave it to my other brother. It’s almost 4 years old and still comfy

[Bowman Craddock ⛄️🎄🎅🏼 @bojocrad]

The college student urge

[Hannah @rand0maf]

the urge to open this bottle of wine as I study, but I have to drive to take the final and run errands too

[Bowman Craddock ⛄️🎄🎅🏼 @bojocrad]

So today I was in an argument about vaccines and I was on the same side as an antivaxer for a hot sec. It felt… weird.

[Bowman Craddock ⛄️🎄🎅🏼 @bojocrad]

They were also messing with me and I wasn’t actually late because the crew we were relieving was getting off late

[Bowman Craddock ⛄️🎄🎅🏼 @bojocrad]

Me when I showed up for my 5:30 BLS shift at 5:10 and they told me they’d switched me to an ALS shift at 5:00 five minutes before I got there and now I’m late:

[Bowman Craddock ⛄️🎄🎅🏼 @bojocrad]

Out here looking cute in Times Square on my bday and it started to rain

[Bowman Craddock ⛄️🎄🎅🏼 @bojocrad]

It’s raining in Times Square on my bday. Make me feel better and contribute to my souvenir fund? 😢 😂 https://t.co/I7ptDMA9yZ

[Bowman Craddock ⛄️🎄🎅🏼 @bojocrad]

@sexyystel @ExquisiteWill @saharanotlit Unfortunately I was going to say pretty much the same thing @ExquisiteWill said