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Heels, head and standards always high. Art Director and amateur mum. How are my words not my own?

[leisai @boldaslove]

"Now if you'll excuse me I need to go take a shower so I can't tell if I'm crying or not" #bojackhorseman

[leisai @boldaslove]

I love you, you're ruining my #mastermind predictions #NOLATSTheErasTour

[leisai @boldaslove]

"I wasn't sure if the phrase was from The Bible or Star Wars." #agencyquotes

[leisai @boldaslove]

"I've watched a lot of wiggles now, and I can pinpoint the exact season Emma got botox" #agencyquotes

[leisai @boldaslove]

@T1SydneyTrains is there a real time way to request transit cops? Loose unit on my train is vaping. N5562 next stop chatty.

[leisai @boldaslove]

"The fish is ok it's just a little aroused" #agencyquotes

[leisai @boldaslove]

Sorry, @Telstra you're moving me to a more expensive plan with @JBHiFi AND taking away access to Telstra Plus? Where is the benefit to me here?

[leisai @boldaslove]

“More noodle less mouth” #agencyquotes

[leisai @boldaslove]

“Do you want to start with cherry play first?” Photographer at 830 am #agencyquotes

[leisai @boldaslove]

"It's vintage Yamamoto, have some respect" #agencyquotes

[★ scar ★ @fightsodirty]

raise your hand if you've ever felt personally victimised by the ticketek "access denied" screen

[leisai @boldaslove]

@tswifterastour Watch “the castle” for the reference

[leisai @boldaslove]

hey @pexels when i download an image I can no longer scroll the page – is that a me thing? Or a glitch?

[mia @mdinightss]

i am done with taylor swift

[leisai @boldaslove]

“At least I’ve got pants on” my son

[leisai @boldaslove]

“How big is your therapists yacht?” @arnettwill to @RonanFarrow @SmartLess

[leisai @boldaslove]

“If a system is inefficient, the more you scale it, the more inefficient it becomes” https://t.co/y4KUyiNVJW

[leisai @boldaslove]

“If I could make chocolate cake like that I wouldn’t leave the house” @EdGambleComedy #greatbritishmenu

[leisai @boldaslove]

"Client went and had a little do-do on set" #agencyquotes

[leisai @boldaslove]

"They're all in the crying room" #agencyquotes