1/2 Human, 1/2 Amazing

Hedonist + Dudeist, not a Christian, not a Muslim, not an Atheist. Just vybing. Tech + Fossil Fuels. Global Amala ambassador. I know a lot about a lot

[1/2 Human, 1/2 Amazing @bolfak]

For me, 2023 was the most uneventful year in the last 5 years. My 2023 in review

1. Made impact on an enterprise wide solution.
2. Travelled to 4 countries
3. Saw my first NBA finals game (Game 4)
4. 50 Cent’s Final lap tour
5. Saw my favorite art piece
6. Improved communication skills (From 20-60)
7. Lost a treasure, gained a treasure
8. Formed a stronger bond with son.
9. Improved financial intelligence.

[1/2 Human, 1/2 Amazing @bolfak]

My 2021 in review

- Battled depression for the most part. Saw a psychologist for the first time. Friends and family got me out of this one.
- Was close to the launch of my first startup - We go again in 2022
- Watched my first US Open final @ Arthur Ashe stadium

1/3

[1/2 Human, 1/2 Amazing @bolfak]

God bless his soul

[Sir A_N💜 @nsemeke33]

This man said he won’t date any lady earning less than 500k monthly😂😭

He earns 1.5M btw

[1/2 Human, 1/2 Amazing @bolfak]

Live at the Roland Garros stadium and what a match that was.

[1/2 Human, 1/2 Amazing @bolfak]

Yep

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

i’ll tell you for free: there’s an insane level of confidence that comes from knowing money is never your problem.

[1/2 Human, 1/2 Amazing @bolfak]

Not gone to church or parlayed in over 10 years and I’ve never been fuller.

[Dee Macé @frmarcellinus]

After some initial years of "freedom", you realise that there's an emptiness that only God can fill.

[1/2 Human, 1/2 Amazing @bolfak]

I’m able to control myself because I’ve had experience with Amazon. I was spending thousands of dollars per month on Amazon until I gave myself brain so when Temi arrived, I was already shielded. I’ve not ordered from Temi in 6 months

[vavavoom @ladyofmagdala]

@DrJoeAbah 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Sorry for the laugh sir.
There's no control when it comes to that app cus there's always something you didn't know you needed.
It's an addiction indeed

[Leo Dasilva @SirLeoBDasilva]

Many of you want great relationships but all you want to do is take.
There’s nothing great that comes out of always taking. Even friendships but you want life long partners while being a leach.
If you like stay online and let people deceive you that you are some sort of prize that no one can get tired of.

[Lukas Not Podolski @OtitoNosike]

One time, my mum was narrating what happened at work and she started by telling me that the security man greeted her with unusual warmth. I immediately assumed this detail would become important later, so I paid attention. Instead, she pivoted to a colleague who disliked her and had apparently looked at her with “anya ojoo,” as she put it. From that point onward, I was simply nodding, smiling and “yes-maaaing” my way through the conversation.

The point is that, for many men, details are only valuable insofar as they advance the story. We are constantly searching for the thing, the revelation, the conflict, the punchline, the reason the story is being told in the first place. Once we suspect there isn’t one, there is every possibility that we’d mentally check out of the conversation.

[1/2 Human, 1/2 Amazing @bolfak]

I judge people that are able to watch these videos

[Black_Melanin🥰 @itz_taser]

In the video, when the bandit was r@ping the woman, he told her to arrange well or he will k!ll her and she said that’s what she’s doing 💔

My heart is broken.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Honest opinion.

It is exhausting. If it is possible, please say what you want to say in 5 mins. There is no reason you're using 30 mins to give office gist. Sometimes, one has to fight hard not to tell you to get to the point even though the mind is slowly drifting away already.

[Johnmark Obiefuna @jayhemz]

Men typically zone out when details become irrelevant to the subject matter.

Why exactly do I need to know the colour of the woman's shoes and the bag she just bought in order to understand how she offended you at work?

[Chisom Agbafor @ChisomAgbafor]

For over 10 years, he struggled to make money. Through it all, his mother stayed by his side.

Now you met him 2 weeks ago and you think he should choose you financially over her?

My sister, go and hustle.

[Bella Hadidn’t @SkinwithLolami]

I have no interest in being around people who assign malicious intent to every mistake. If grace is reserved for no one, not even the people in your life, I can only imagine how harshly you judge strangers

[1/2 Human, 1/2 Amazing @bolfak]

There are women that can’t even find their own clit.

[Elizabeth Adewale @elizaego]

Women are better at making women cum because we actually know where the clit is and how to treat it 🤷‍♀️

It’s not that men hardly “give org*sms”, it’s just that too many men are selfish in bed. They assume penetration alone is enough when many women need clitoral stimulation to org*sm.

[1/2 Human, 1/2 Amazing @bolfak]

I had to buy a luggage cover for the one I bought for $300. $5k, it’d probably be in its own cabin

[Sir Teeman @olateeman]

If I buy a suitcase for $5,000 I'm never checking that in on any commercial flight. Those folks do not care about your suitcase.

[1/2 Human, 1/2 Amazing @bolfak]

I’m having early summer vacations now because I want to make watching the Roland Garros finals in Paris an annual thing. Was there last year and it was electric. Rooting for Zverev this year

[1/2 Human, 1/2 Amazing @bolfak]

I know the day I’ll book a flight and totally forget about it is and then miss it without noticing for days or weeks is around the corner . I am getting close.

[1/2 Human, 1/2 Amazing @bolfak]

This is how every one lies to themselves. If you like, don’t apply to an oil company when you see an advert because you think you need connections.

[Wiszy @sage4ever615]

@eagleseyeinc Fun fact, even if you get a first class it will take a strong connection for you to get work there.

[1/2 Human, 1/2 Amazing @bolfak]

I can assure you this is not correct

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

what it looks like on paper.

[1/2 Human, 1/2 Amazing @bolfak]

I am the most unserious traveler in the world. I’d impulsively decide on a vacation date, book flight and forget everything about it until days to the flight date and I’ll then be running helper skelter to book hotels etc.