Bolarinwa Aje

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[Natl Association of Seadogs @NASPC1952]

Pyrates Confraternity distributes educational materials to Ogun students https://t.co/QBJVilCzau

[Everton @Everton]

Happy Independence Day, Nigeria! 🇳🇬💙

[Bolarinwa Aje @bollyeto]

@pallnandi YES

[Alonso🇪🇸 @XabiAlons0fan]

I’m home 💙

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@Onsogbu If the price of cement had reduced, would you have supplied him in new price?

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@Cristiano @AlNassrFC_EN @AlNassrFC Goat...

What a manner of player!

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@FrankKhalidUK Wilfred Ndidi is better than Scholes

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@rioferdy5 @FA_PGMOL Middlename: CRYdinard

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@JoshAcheampongx Baller!

[fan @ThePalmerEra]

Frank Lampard was a demon man…

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

#OnThisDay exactly one month ago, Chelsea beat PSG in the Club World Cup final! 🔵🏆

[Bolarinwa Aje @bollyeto]

@alive_lake Apt

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@TheChelseaForum Mikel

[Bolarinwa Aje @bollyeto]

God basically said:Jonah, I love you… but you’re gonna sit in time-out till you learn your lesson.
And that, my friends,
is how we got the world’s first runaway prophet…
in the first-ever holy submarine. Now over to you Was it really a whale?
A fish?Or the Lord’s deep-sea Uber?

[Bolarinwa Aje @bollyeto]

BREAKING: Jonah Wasn’t Swallowed by a Fish — He Took a Submarine!
Wait. Don’t scroll. Let me cook.
You know the story:
Jonah — the prophet who tried to ghost God.Ducked His assignment.
Boarded the wrong ship like someone dodging a calling.Caused wahala at sea.

[Bolarinwa Aje @bollyeto]

Fish tale unlocked.
Think about it:
That “gurgling belly”? → Engine room noise.
“Seaweeds wrapped around his head”? → Just wires and ancient divine plumbing.
No windows. No Wi-Fi. Just 3 days of pure heavenly detention.

[Bolarinwa Aje @bollyeto]

Let’s be real — back then, no one had the language for "submarine."
So when Jonah popped out of the water lookin’ like he just survived an underwater cruise,
they said: “Well… it had to be a fish.”

[Bolarinwa Aje @bollyeto]

Got thrown overboard.
And boom swallowed by a "great fish" for three whole days.
what if it wasn’t a fish?
What if… our guy Jonah actually entered a Heavenly Submarine
custom-made by divine engineers,
fully waterproof, zero turbulence,
and premium AC for intense prayer.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Happy birthday to Chelsea's no.3: Marc Cucurella! 🎂

[FIFA Club Football @FIFACF]

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