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Bald and non-tanning writer who has glasses like that Nazi from Raiders of the Lost Ark who burns his hand on the medallion

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@ShortSleeveSuit "Matt, get your shit together or leave!!"

Give up?

A home movie of my family kicking me out after I showed up to Thanksgiving on a Segway .

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@iluv_papi While I don't condone violence like this at all, someone should at least give the kid an academy award for best acting in a drama!

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Love this!! Follow Mudwig for a great read from a great friend

[MUDWIG @mudwigcoin]

Read everyday print with your kids.📚 Look at grocery lists, street signs, billboards, backs of cereal boxes, and milk carton nutrition labels while out and about. It makes reading on the move fun!🐽🍇

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@Bob_Janke Trust me Grease 2: Search for Spock is sooo much better.

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@MoMohler First, I'd make sure the roof didn't resemble the Legion of Doom headquarters.

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@landofthe80s @LarrysTwin99 Unfortunately, they cut Weird Al's "Let's Get Physical" from the album. But it is still on lazer-disc

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@benedictsred @MoMohler "Don't you mean, '...guess I misread the tomb!?!' "
-Scotty Winkle, 7th grade bully.

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@end3of6days9 @LSnews101 Aka - Pantry Coffin

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@DrakeGatsby I think someone is just trying to save up for some hairplugs. Boooooo!!!

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@MNateShyamalan @DrakeGatsby I can smell this video!

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@hwinkler4real do you remember working with Barb Macintosh on macgyver? What an amazing human. Miss working with you on that show

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@hwinkler4real Only if it's at Applebees afterward!!

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@DonaldTNews Hoooray!!!!

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@BobTheSuit Wait...they fired a 1974 actor portraying Dracula?! I'm so confused.

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@christianalsis With Lance Henrickson as Satan and Joey Lawrence as his spawn

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@pepsibong @christianalsis Is this a 1983 ad for SuperCuts? I'm seriously confused.

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@amuse Especially when he's crying on national television.

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@juliussharpe Good to know this election will be up to Punxsutawney Phil

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@0xgaut A panic room. But keep it just the way it is

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@Bob_Janke “Thank you Bob. I’m aching in some odd places but feel great overall! Thanks again”
-Canada