Catholic Waluigi

[Catholic Waluigi @BolonelSanders]

@theblessedsalt They can go to the parish Young Adult group composed of ages 18 (high school / college freshman babies) to 35 (married for 14 years with a mortgage and five kids, one of whom was in youth group with the 18 year old last year)

[Catholic Waluigi @BolonelSanders]

@vissykilldozer @SWPraxeum Darth Babu bled the magic crystals in his eyes to make them red

[Catholic Waluigi @BolonelSanders]

@jason_xxiv @BrandonDavisBD Wayne’s World 3 is about YouTube and Ticketmaster and the death of television.

Austin Powers 4 is about time traveling to the 90s (meta), and also parodying the hyper serious Craig Bond movies and the every-action-movie-is-John-Wick phenomenon.

I’d watch both

[Catholic Waluigi @BolonelSanders]

@Todd_Spence If Richard Kimble, Jack Ryan, and John Book all met, what would be their first words to each other and would they have an existential crisis about being identical?

[Catholic Waluigi @BolonelSanders]

@EzhmaarSul He’s really just a baby

[Catholic Waluigi @BolonelSanders]

@EzhmaarSul Anakin becomes Vader when he is younger than Obi-wan was in Phantom Menace. He’s roughly the same age as Grogu. He’s only about five years or so older than Ahsoka. When he dies he’s still younger than Qui-Gon was in Phantom Menace.

[Catholic Waluigi @BolonelSanders]

@The_Clermontian Have it so he’s plagued with the kinds of visions Anakin used to have, but about Ben killing Han & destroying the New Republic. Maybe unbeknownst to Luke the visions are caused by Snoke. Luke resists but ultimately messes up. Explains why he cuts himself off from the Force, too.

[Catholic Waluigi @BolonelSanders]

@heavyspoilers Don’t even need to reboot strictly speaking. There’s 30 years worth of stories in between 6 and 7, and barely any would have to connect to Sequels or Mandoverse. 20 between 3 and 4. They’d just have to have the guts to recast and stick with it.

[Catholic Waluigi @BolonelSanders]

@lmperialGroyper @melancoptimist “He didn’t want to let little Anakin to join the Jedi [because of the very attachment that drove him to the dark side], he didn’t make Anakin [who was emotionally unstable and disobedient] a Master.”

[Catholic Waluigi @BolonelSanders]

@OVTweetmarck It should be Lois telling Peter to go out and buy eggs for Chris. Hey Petah only eygs can sustain me

[Catholic Waluigi @BolonelSanders]

@BrianNiemeier “Miyamoto didn’t play video games as a kid” well I mean yeah, Pong didn’t come out until he was like 20 years old

[Catholic Waluigi @BolonelSanders]

@HimejoshiLover A Qui-gon is speaking - listen and learn

[Catholic Waluigi @BolonelSanders]

@jedicouncilnews Sometimes I remember that guys like these somehow exist in the same multimedia world as the Andor show

[Catholic Waluigi @BolonelSanders]

@readstarwars Shakari? What does God need with a starship?

[Catholic Waluigi @BolonelSanders]

@VrilVixen The bells are preaching the same faith as the sermon

[Catholic Waluigi @BolonelSanders]

@cinemaverickx Mad about school and at his dad

[Catholic Waluigi @BolonelSanders]

@MJediB03 I think one of these books (forget which one) also talks about Luke, Biggs, Wedge, Porkins, etc. chatting in their dorm room the night before the Death Star attack, which now doesn’t make sense following the re-introduction of the second Biggs deleted scene in the special edition

[Catholic Waluigi @BolonelSanders]

@goldaeng2

[Catholic Waluigi @BolonelSanders]

@taskmasterfan Alternatively

[Catholic Waluigi @BolonelSanders]

@taskmasterfan Unfortunately I have already portrayed myself as the Chad Palpatine and you as the Soy Mothma