Lucy Locket

pANIC & mANIC

[Lucy Locket @bombadils_brain]

@spacecnbelonely @wearewatcher I think the bandana is adding the quirkiness for him

[Lucy Locket @bombadils_brain]

@virginmedia can anyone explain to me why we've had a total internet blackout 5 days out of 7 this week? and when we have connection it's awful. Keep getting told its an area problem but our downstairs neighbours who we share a line with are getting wifi perfectly?? #awfulservice

[Lucy Locket @bombadils_brain]

@RoyalMail Can you tell me why my package is being tracked as Item Retention? Due to lockdown I was home the entire day it was meant to be delivered, and there was no attempt made. I also don't have a red slip through my door about it

[Lucy Locket @bombadils_brain]

@IKEAUK so after missing my delivery date with no contact, HALF of my order arrived today, including table legs without a table. No information about where the rest of my delivery is, or when I can expect it. I understand you have stock shortages but why just table legs??

[Lucy Locket @bombadils_brain]

@ingridoliver100 @IKEAUKSupport The same has happened to me, not even an email about rescheduling the missed delivery or an apology for missing the first one...

[Lucy Locket @bombadils_brain]

@MissPassey @IKEAUKSupport @IKEAUK Same problem here... Let us know if you get a fix 😭

[Lucy Locket @bombadils_brain]

@IKEAUKSupport how can I contact you about my missing order? Your phone line and webchat is down, and I haven't heard anything about my order despite it missing the delivery today...

[Lucy Locket @bombadils_brain]

@IKEAUK your UK phone line is currently down, how can I get in touch with someone who can explain where my order is?? Was due today but is still down as processing and I have heard nothing for weeks...

[Lucy Locket @bombadils_brain]

Thank you @thevoiceplay for spending 266 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #2020Wrapped https://t.co/2Z7If60gPb

[Jacksepticeye @Jacksepticeye]

Who wants a free one? RT this tweet + follow @youtooz and I’ll pick a few people next week

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Maybe I'm just overly sensitive but when someone chains you to a rock and sends an eagle to eat your liver every day for eternity, it feels like a personal attack

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

This club has everything! Misty moors, brooding Byronic heroes, ghosts both literal and figurative,

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

No one:

Hamlet putting on an antic disposition:

[bucci @incorrectbucko]

bucky: when i say i’m “feral” it doesn’t always mean i’m angry

bucky: maybe i’m stupid and if you give me food you’ll earn my trust and i’ll follow you around

[kaomi @kaomijamesx]

Nothing worse than ‘why do you believe in feminism, men and women are equal in this society’ like if you honestly think men don’t have the upper hand in this world then don’t fuck with me pls

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

why are poor people called poor people?

because rich people dont care and just poo all over them and that is why it says poo in POOR!!!

[Michael Whitehall @fatherwhitehall]

Charming. If it wasn’t for me, you wouldn’t have a show.

[Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda]

Went outside
Felt secure
Saw a downpipe
Now unsure

[Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek]

We can't afford houses until our 40's, paying off student loan debt into our 50's, pretty sure the planet will be on fire in our 60's, and doubt we'll be able to retire by our 70's, but yeah, it's "godlessness" stopping young Americans from having kids, morons.

[Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek]

Know what I can't stand? People shitting on anger as a legitimate motivation. As if naked fury didn't fuel every critical social movement in history.

Love is for peacetime. Love heals wounds. Rage burns out the infections that caused the wounds.

We're at war. Be furious.