Bon3rz

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I'm not tweeting for your amusement, I'm tweeting to archive my memories🍑🍑Full disclosure I only tweet when I'm drunk 🧡🧡

[Bon3rz @bon3rz]

Googling shart cake

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You don't want to tell me what to bring that's okay but I'm bringing uncut cantaloup

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Sometimes it would be nice to come home and see a car in the driveway waiting for me

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Living alone is fun until you hear someone in the other room

[Lady Manchester @TheLadyManc]

I can’t actually tell if I’m making bad decisions or living my best life 🤷‍♀️

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I've been so focused on the heat and how much I should water it I didn't even notice it was growing new babes

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Ricky: I don't want to order that vegetation?
@bon3rz : what?
Ricky: that vegan shit
😂😂

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Dude you 2% me

[Bon3rz @bon3rz]

I'm not a concept. Too many guys think I'm a concept or I complete them or I'm going to 'make them alive'…but I'm just a fucked up girl who's looking for my own peace of mind. Don't assign me yours.
Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind 🧡

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My niece slips of the pool steps for 4 seconds
My nephew: I can't believe she survived!

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I'm planting myself in the earth and coming out a carrot 🥕 see you later nerds

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Going to the bank like a farmers wife trying to secure a loan to save the family farm

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I'm relieved my self diagnosed rheumatoid arthritis cleared up on its own

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@TriciaH75479368 This notification reminded me 😹

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Our dick sucking age can vote
@TriciaH75479368

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I use nudes of myself as bookmarks