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Ayo a bio can’t really describe someone

[Makurossu @makurossu]

"AND THE KNICKS HAVE WO-"

[➡️ @BonaFideSimp]

@KingIman @ChumBucketDrama Are you retarded?

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[➡️ @BonaFideSimp]

@SFirst50450395 @JohnnyTuckerMF @Champagnetwix @EndWokeness

[➡️ @BonaFideSimp]

@JonStewartIL

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@HakureiRyan @Dr_Sinister187 @k1rallik @thejetixmasta

[➡️ @BonaFideSimp]

@HakureiRyan @Dr_Sinister187 @k1rallik @thejetixmasta Can you search that or are you just going to be a lazy dreg of society, the guy who expect everyone to do all the work?

[©©™ @ImSimplyCC]

they gon have you in the middle of times square like this

[weed / shimi @yurimusings]

chud is one letter away from chad and the only thing that changes is u

[➡️ @BonaFideSimp]

@SunGodTrev @yoxics Ironic

[➡️ @BonaFideSimp]

@Ikenene2 @cryptojourneyrs It’s like saying the cops are allowed to shoot you after they get pushed

[➡️ @BonaFideSimp]

@eisxvv @YousufS_17 @earthbound19 @Dexerto

[➡️ @BonaFideSimp]

@Mr_Ganime @stomp5n @heyimposh

[➡️ @BonaFideSimp]

@IceInMyVeinsVSM @Riot_Rammus Statistically the best for 1v1’s, idk about randuins tho

[➡️ @BonaFideSimp]

@Okeanix1 This happens with every show

[➡️ @BonaFideSimp]

@AdgersonMuke @AnimexBase 🥹lad wants a PowerPoint presentation

[➡️ @BonaFideSimp]

@beltranafelipe1 @boreal1984 @superpeppyblas1 @sabi_list AI is Subaru’s lover from the past

[jake @wormpuller]

I drank chug jugs in places you wouldn’t sip minis at

[isma @ismanewells]

tu amigo que empezó a fumar a los 15 años y ya no puede acordarse ni de que desayunó hoy acaba de subir esto a la historia

[핫양뇸(읏쇼우먼) @Molassibalnoma]

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