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[BearsShowYo @BearsShowYo]

Hold still

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

Ronaldo fans logging on to Twitter after his performance today

[Elroy Fudge @ElroyFudge]

I don't work for Applebee's or anything, but you guys should go check out Applebee's on Mondays and Tuesdays. $2.99 you-call-its, any drink you want. Crown Royal even. Take a $20 bill with you and get shitfaced. Pull your dick out at the bar even. They don't care!!!

[bruce @thatotherblckg]

🤣😂🤣😂 nah this shit got me in tears fr

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

I bet your Australian, kangaroo-head wife doesn't have cannons like these.

[yosoymario @yosoymario91]

Viking raider chasing a panicked Muslim defender through the streets of Seville, 844 AD al-Andalus

[BIBLE SCHOLARMAXXING @EcciusMaximus]

🇩🇪 Germany won a World Cup when we had a German Pope.
(Pope Benedict)

🇦🇷 Argentina won a World Cup when we had an Argentine Pope.
(Pope Francis)

🇺🇸 The United States will win a World Cup with an American Pope.
(Pope Leo)

[mhud @mhudgg]

Jamo's shorts pffftttt

[Dillon Cheverere @DCheverere]

That’s crazy because he looks like a standup guy

[Derek Heckman @herekdeckman]

“And it appears that…yes…he and his friends are…killing the alien with hammers”

[. @playboicurrryy]

one of the easiest ways to tell if a book is good or not is to take a quick look at the cover

[#TierraFC @Cxmxthzine]

Every time corbin ask for that kiss

[Jonathan Fujii @jonathanfujii_]

The New York Knicks at halftime:

[Matthew Hill @mhill360]

@Sksj002 Theory makes sense if you watched the movie with your ass cheeks

[Malvin @ManOfFocus_]

Give a man free sex, entertainment, and comfort, and he’ll forget his goals.

Give him pain and heartbreak, and he’ll feel like conquering the world.

Dear bro, hard times are a blessing, not a curse.

[Richard “Beebo” Russell @proverbs_14_23]

My grandfather stormed the beaches of Normandy. I once asked him what kept them pushing uphill and into the meat grinder, what kept them fighting? His answer absolutely floored me.

“We wanted Hatians to sell fake Gucci at the train station.”

[Jason Mustian (derogatory) @jasonmustian]

Started talking to my wife like AI

[pinkpanther @pinkpanther4056]

you think you’re having a decent offseason then the Rams get Trent McDuffie, Davante Adams, Myles Garrett, Aaron Donald, Saquon Barkley, Victor Wembanyama