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Boston College Women’s lax supporter

[Dwayne “The Needle” Pipe, GED @thelobotomyking]

It’s the anniversary of the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald and my company is making me work? #GitcheGumee #GalesOfNovember

[Real @bonelesspizzafr]

Is there an off switch for this thing? (Me, referring to my life)

[Real @bonelesspizzafr]

B-words (term of endearment) be enjoying espresso martinis

[Real @bonelesspizzafr]

Jesus Christ stock market can you at least ask for consent first

[Real @bonelesspizzafr]

Lamar we’re all good now, we got Joey Fags

[Real @bonelesspizzafr]

My boss just asked me why I put in an AirPod instead of playing my music out loud off of my desktop speaker….

My b I wasn’t aware everybody in the office wanted to get really sad with me all day

[Real @bonelesspizzafr]

The winter bulk of doom and despair.

[Archibald “The Archer” Atkinson @archeratkinson]

Life got significantly worse after we stopped playing Madden Mobile

[Dwayne “The Needle” Pipe, GED @thelobotomyking]

If you can’t handle 10 minutes in the sauna, you should consider getting out. Don’t shake your leg uncontrollably and breathe really loud. Grow up

[Real @bonelesspizzafr]

Everybody who asks how I am this Monday morning is hearing “living the dream” and their gonna like it

[Real @bonelesspizzafr]

Tyler Huntley and Derrick Henry? Oh, you mean “Snoop” Huntley and “DickDog” Henry.

[Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) @shannonsharpeee]

The endzoneboyz clip of Deshaun Watson got me crying 😂😂😂

[Real @bonelesspizzafr]

Where the fuck is Meowdoku getting the money to advertise on all of my YouTube videos?

[Real @bonelesspizzafr]

Nothing makes you feel like more of a chud than pounding a hashy and McGridd in the car on your way to the 8:30-5

[Real @bonelesspizzafr]

Might just start ripping dart breaks at work. Cbtm

[The Coconut Meister @DumpyHater619]

I’m Not even Close to being Good Enough at Driving to get Road Head

[Real @bonelesspizzafr]

It’s Deshaun Watson’s world we’re just living in it

[Real @bonelesspizzafr]

Will you be the Jameis Winston to my crab leg?

[Real @bonelesspizzafr]

Drake Maye son or Caleb Williams daughter?