Boner Bro

I talk about boobs and boners. that's about it.

[Boner Bro @bonerbro69]

I have a drug problem. I can't afford any.

[Boner Bro @bonerbro69]

I'm hungover minus the over

[Boner Bro @bonerbro69]

Ladies, I can make you cum in no time. And by that I mean no time will come that you cum.

[Boner Bro @bonerbro69]

You don't know what you've got till you've smoked it in a $1000 bong.

[Boner Bro @bonerbro69]

We've got problems and we need to snort them out.

[Boner Bro @bonerbro69]

Did you just say we got a bong threat?

[Boner Bro @bonerbro69]

Why spend money on bills when you can spend money on pills?

[Boner Bro @bonerbro69]

"how bout dem apples" - friend
"I'd prefer a blow job" - me

[Boner Bro @bonerbro69]

Alllllll I need is a booty and some weed.

[Boner Bro @bonerbro69]

Let's cuddle in the 69 position.

[Boner Bro @bonerbro69]

My cock is a weapon of ass destruction.

[Boner Bro @bonerbro69]

But officer, her eyes were screaming yes way louder than her mouth was screaming no.

[Boner Bro @bonerbro69]

1 shot in. More munchies.

[Boner Bro @bonerbro69]

1st hit in. Munchies.

[Boner Bro @bonerbro69]

@FakeIsaacBrekke I know. I didn't think about that when I created this. I could get really high and be inspired... But I'm too high already.

[Boner Bro @bonerbro69]

I ran out of real drugs so I'm gonna try to shoot up some peanut butter

[Boner Bro @bonerbro69]

Justin Bieber used to get me off before I found out he was a boy. And then for couple years after that.

[B. Wicked @wickedcrickett]

On a scale from 1 to 10, I’m drunk.

[B. Wicked @wickedcrickett]

I scream my own name during sex.