🇨🇦 Ralph 🇨🇦

Im not Famous ..and i love my dog..

[🇨🇦 Ralph 🇨🇦 @ralphlehmann1]

4 yrs now my dogs have forgotten fathers day...not even a hug..

[Eric Alper 🎧 @ThatEricAlper]

Someone placed a small stick on each of the dog graves in this cemetery.

[🇨🇦 Ralph 🇨🇦 @ralphlehmann1]

I have a Viagra joke, but I can't tell it for at least 30 minutes.

[Fact @Fact]

There is a town in Canada called Dildo.

[🇺🇸MADE IN USA🇺🇸 @outofoptions69]

Them: How many beers do you drink in a week?

Me: I don't know, I'm an alcoholic not a fucking accountant.

[Magda Galetti @MagdaMeghy]

Even what seems useless
and ready to be thrown away,
can find a new life again…💫

[slice @sliceofheck]

With a trillion dollars I would buy the moon and just look at it and then charge people for looking at it

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Saw a post that said: “Love isn’t fireworks. Love is the front porch light”. 😭🤌

[🇨🇦 Ralph 🇨🇦 @ralphlehmann1]

For Father’s Day my boys said they got me a gift certificate for a submarine ride to see the Titanic 🚢

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Not to upset anyone but I threw away a perfectly good cardboard box today.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

When the game is over, the king and the pawn end up in the same box.

- A powerful Italian Proverb

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

The man who invented velcro died.

RIP

[🇨🇦 Ralph 🇨🇦 @ralphlehmann1]

Nothing heals a broken heart 💔 like the heart 💜 beat of another dog 🐕‍🦺

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

If you ever need to give your dog a pill:

1. Find a slice of cheese.
2. Eat the slice of cheese — you will need the strength.
3. Prepare to fight the dog.

[🇨🇦 Ralph 🇨🇦 @ralphlehmann1]

I need a t-shirt that says "what the fuck is wrong with you?" because I'm tired of asking.

[Perfect Guidance 🧭 @PerfectGuide_]

The best revenge is success.

[🇨🇦 Ralph 🇨🇦 @ralphlehmann1]

@Annajohnsontiob Yeah ok 👍 you keep dreaming

[🇨🇦 Ralph 🇨🇦 @ralphlehmann1]

Maybe the secret to having a good life is spending enough time outside to remember that you’re part of nature, not separate from it.. 🌴