Servant of the Void

Tweeting song lyrics like it's 2003

[Servant of the Void @bonitalydia]

@MDStateParks Are the restrooms in the campground open? The website says they are closed.

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@OKWildlifeDept TIL your logo wasn't a face 🫣

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It really pisses me off how bras will be advertised as being made from 'super soft jersey' or some such and then be lined with the scratchiest mesh on the mfing planet

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@squeaker68882 @IDoTheThinking @StOnSoftware That was before SUVs

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@heyMAKWA I agree, but I think there's a point to be made that just because you want someone dead doesn't mean it's right to make fun of their illness or injury.

Mitch probably won't see any jokes made about him, but someone else suffering from a brain injury might.

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@octopus_grigori I was camping with a friend once and she started speaking Dutch in her sleep and it took the rest of us way too long to realize the reason we couldn't figure out what she was saying 😅

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@dieworkwear TBF, Daniel Craig's jacket being too tight makes him look stronger. MG's jacket being too tight makes him look like a manboy.

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@Lucy_Webster_ If you can afford to buy in bulk (and have the space) you might want to look at restaurant supply stores (like https://t.co/zPvbKidOfc) if you have not already done so.

[Daniel N @DanielN17317222]

@OriginalGilly18 @DiscussingFilm About as much as Hamlet is supposed to be a rip off of Lion King

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@lasrina Well that'll teach you to go barking after squirrels

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@Samhain442 @EmbryEthan I just like over explaining things 😁

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@Samhain442 @EmbryEthan By topping them they can pretend they were doing routine tree maintenance. The only problem is that anyone who knows anything about tree care knows this is not the time or proper way to prune these trees.

[Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT]

I think given the recent political and economic instability in Britain, and the likelihood of damage to this famous site, we should remove Stonehenge to a safer country for protection

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@angelkized @UrsulaV I was just about to write this same tweet! 😅

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@Esqueer_ This just sounds like he's admitting defeat

[Cory @mail_yard]

Oh Damon’s people went apeshit on them, didn’t they

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@MathProfPeter Wii Fit came out in 2007 and told me that I'm off-balance and that it's probably because of carrying my bag on one side. I'm not gonna feel bad about using a backpack.

Criticizing people for things like whether they wear a backpack is for children.

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@clairewillett Please let me introduce you to Breaker High. I've been a fan of his goofy antics since 1997 😆

https://t.co/NaXEylH56h

[U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service @USFWS]

The black-footed ferret

Pros: Ferocious and territorial, deceivingly cute
Cons: Smells bad

📷 J. Michael Lockhart/USFWS

[Servant of the Void @bonitalydia]

@brewergnome Not very. I try to build my cops so that they're fattest in the middle. I feel like I can get more fiber packed on that way.