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Dafter than a brush, hotter than ice cream

[Mike S @FractalGeekUK]

@KiszelyPhilip The "problem" with the Civil Service is that they have held to principles of legality & impartiality instead of letting themselves become a branch of the ruling party. So of course the Tories (who have abandoned those & the Good of the Country as a whole) have a problem there.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 | NEW: Cabinet Minister Robert Jenrick may have BROKEN the ministerial code for leaving his red box unattended for 4 mins on a public train while he went toilet

[@NatashaC]

[bonyproductionsuk @bonyproduction1]

@spikedonline @TheSimonEvans Comedians- the new vicars. Think boring supercilious deluded establishment nonsense 😀

[James Esses @JamesEsses]

Dear @CostaCoffee,

Could you kindly explain why you are glorifying irreversible surgery performed on healthy breasts of women for a mental health condition?

[bonyproductionsuk @bonyproduction1]

@City_Xtra Ha ha good video

[Kathryn🦀🌲🌧🌊☕️🥃🏈 @KathrynPNW]

@Theholisticpsyc My mum was a travel agent for guilt trips.

[Abdelwahab @AbdelwahabAli97]

@Theholisticpsyc Yes!. It sucks when you give a lot in good faith only to be reciprocated by smears and lies when you confront them and they start viewing you as a threat...what sucks more is when people believe their words at face value without even listening to your side of the story.

[Jack-Lloyd @JackLloyd_18]

@sophielouisecc @GNev2 You keep tagging @GNev2 and attacking him, one person. Why are you more annoyed at him (hypocrite or not) than the governments who allowed it to happen there in the first place? Maybe because you don’t like Neville’s calling out off Boris & your Tory party?

[Chris Docherty @Chris_Docherty1]

@sophielouisecc Twitter, may be a 'cesspool' but it is not 'literally' one. Substitute 'out of' for 'off' in line two. The last sentence suggests that women rather than the hypothetical men that you talk about are the 'danger to society'. Would it not be better to learn to write English first?

[NHS & 🐢 & 🏍 fan @sweeternigel]

@vinod_d007 @Peston Yep

[OutofTweet123 @Outoftweet123]

@Peston How can we possibly afford £155bn on a luxury high speed train that has zero passenger demand and will cost us £6 bn a year in annual interest forever?!

Inconceivable that High Speed 2 can survive now! It has to be culled by @RishiSunak @Jeremy_Hunt

[C. Widmann (The Pluriglot) @vuorille]

@Kopy37 @andrewdoyle_com I guess they're against oil, and it's an oil painting. Apparently nobody told them it's not the same kind of oil.

[Emily Hewertson 🇬🇧 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @emilyhewertson]

So Twitter Saint Garry Neville has signed up to work for Qatari tv.

I suppose human rights suddenly do not matter when you get offered a few million quid… 🤔

[Sarah Moore @Frockbird]

@campbellclaret The fact that he has admitted to 25 mins suggests to me that he was there for a whole lot longer. They have decided that 25 mins is a short enough time for people to let it go. WRONG!

[Konstantin Kisin @KonstantinKisin]

Jesus Christ.

[bonyproductionsuk @bonyproduction1]

Is it ok to curry favour?

[James Thomas @JST9]

So a nutter in America wants to ban the word “curry” because it is has “colonial overtones”. So what do I call my Thai red curry.

[bonyproductionsuk @bonyproduction1]

If this is what not having the vaccine does to their brains, maybe they should have it?!

[Andrew Neil @afneil]

Anti-vaxxers protest BBC coverage of pandemic by storming a building in White City. A building the BBC vacated in 2013 and is now luxury flats. Is there a link between stupidity and anti-vax? Opinions vary but evidence is growing …

[bonyproductionsuk @bonyproduction1]

Why do different people keep asking this?

[bonyproductionsuk @bonyproduction1]

@PhilipJoel Yeah, why? Eurovision hates our terrible entries - and I understand why!

[bonyproductionsuk @bonyproduction1]

That made me laugh but you’re proving that some people DO vote for political reasons, thus strengthening the arguments of the whingeing Euro haters...

[Tubz🇮🇪🇮🇪 @Tubz1717]

@bbceurovision @JamesNewmanUk UK ZERO POINTS!!! TV Gold. When Ireland aren't in it. You'd hope England would finish as low as possible and they didn't disappoint tonight 🤣🤣🤣. UK ZERO POINTS!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣