mike

learned doctor, blasphemer

[mike @boofsoldier]

Never forget

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

I’m not gonna apologize for this

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

What's Portuguese for Ball Don't Lie

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

Double-tap strike on a child trying to rescue a rescue worker. During a “cease fire.”

This comes as Israeli media and politicians are calling a documentary about this sort of attack a “blood libel.”

[Orioles Kangaroo @ForeverOrioles]

Baltimore, Maryland

[Jarrett Bailey @JBaileyNFL]

POV: You’re about to hear the most dogshit sports opinion you’ve ever heard in your life

[mike @boofsoldier]

@PlutoCooked Didn’t yall give geno stone 14 milly a couple years ago? Can’t be much worse than that lmao

[mike @boofsoldier]

Dude said he doesn’t regret ANYTHING?

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Deshaun Watson is SICK OF Browns fans. Says them booing him today was "personal”

"Last time I played on this field I tore my Achilles and that same fanbase, they cheered when I got hurt.”

[Joe Papparotto @JoePappa]

The best part about being an Orioles fan is that one day we’ll all be dead

[HellCatMaddy @Madmaddingcrowd]

“No sex scenes and the food looks horrible.”

Sounds like dinner with my wife!

[East Bay Chris @EastBayChris]

First image of Kyle Shanahan recovering in the hospital after his accident has been released:

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

i’ve started farting at work. i don’t even fucking care anymore.

[Craigory Smith, The Athletic @CraigorySmith]

Oh you somehow managed to stop the Burries-Bogoljub pick and roll this time? Here's a Nate Ament tween hesi splash right on your face

[Allison @yesnosuremaybe]

Got my oil changed at @jiffylube and the engine exploded with me inside the car

[mike @boofsoldier]

@TheDunkCentral @HeatCulture13 Career 5th option talking about a top 20 player of all time this is why ESPN NBA coverage is a joke now

[mike @boofsoldier]

@tresona @goatevar @SleeperNFL @AaronWilson_NFL @TexansJacob Beat y’all 6 of the last 7. You got some Kleenex we can borrow?

[mike @boofsoldier]

@sasimons How progressives watch comedy podcasts

[mike @boofsoldier]

@SGP_Vick @Playbook Bet365

[mike @boofsoldier]

@SGP_Vick @HuckLBee Would love an explanation on how holocaust denial is creating a better future for our children

[William D. Hendrix 🏆 @SpecificNY]

I’m dead ass this would be like giving Paul Rudd an Oscar for Antman