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[Collins @collo_____]

yani kuna mwanaume alipackiwa lunch asubuhi na bibi alafu sai ndio anaenda kuwarm na microwave ya ofisi. Weak ass men, enda kibandaski na wenzako nkt 😂😂

[𝗦¡𝐫𝗕𝐫¡𝗻🧉 @selectiveloyal]

Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in five years?
Me: Hopefully employed

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Sauti Soul wote naskia wanakuanga richkids, lakini kuna mmoja anakuanga Savara

[KneeGrow🇯🇲 @_mungai23_]

Ni dakika ngapi apo before tuende tea break'

[𝑀𝑒𝓁𝓁𝒶𝓃 @mellangakii]

Kumbe ukiacha dame kwa nyumba lazima akule lunch mamae
I have won but at what cost

[Weigo @Samweigo]

And why do you think you deserve this job?

Me: I am a big fan of money

[Marto🇰🇪 @marto254_]

Welcome to Kenya where security cameras also need their own security 😁😅

[☆ @LyricalDoctor6]

Every house inakuanga na hii demon

[Hunter ♐ @eleven_KE]

"Mum amesema unifundishe kutoa moshi kwa mapua vile huwa unafanya."

[𝗖𝗵á𝘃𝗲𝘇 @abdykeen]

Mbona inaitwa Building na ishamalizwa kujengwa

[𝗦𝗻𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗼𝗵 @ombotojr]

When I put my d!ck in my blind girlfriend's hand , and she starts saying, 'Aww, pinky promise.'

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Our new Miss Penalties

[➀（ ͜.人 ͜.） @Za_Kimotho]

Captain Save America 😂😂

[KIUNJURI @Alexiirander]

Mnipee pick up lines niteke huyu vintage baddie

[wanjiru @Wanjiru2027]

Patient zero wa ebola amefika

[Butcher🐐 @MOB_gathinji]

"aliona atashindwa election akaleta ebola ndio tukufe"

[James @MrJamesKe]

"Hello Trump, Ongeza 20B nichukue mpaka wa Hantavirus."

[WEPESI™ @j_jeff15]

“Niweke chaser kwani mimi ni nyang’anya”

[sheriff🇰🇪 @1onesheriff]

"Eeeeh weka kwa hii namba"