Julia Douglas F

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Idk why I'm embarrassed about my French when our mayoral candidates can speak like That

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@vmochama Really appreciated your article in metro today about the importance of restorative justice

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@CommonWhiteGrl @madelainekate18 Female dragonflies can also eject sperm if they decide they didn't like the dude

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@madelainekate18 CLUB PENGUIN ISLAND

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@madelainekate18 :(

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*adds yet another word to computer's dictionary*
me to computer: you gon' be so smart when I'm done with you

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When ur a scientist but u really wanted to be a fantasy writer

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My chem prof and I have a similar trend in motivation:
"Assignment 1"
"assignment-2"
"assign 3"

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The French translation for spam is pourriel I'm crying

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Why are kids teaching each other how to drift at Chapters using plasma cars?

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Me holding a dinosaur at Chapters: Is this a velociraptor?
Small kid: I think it's a therizinosaurus
Me: ... *checks computer*
Me: ...yep

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Props to Chapters for having a "Poo Happens" section in kids

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Found while doing chemistry: https://t.co/VXsxWf60Wb

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@undumbblonde unstable water fountains where you have to catch the water because it moves

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Someone please put Fairly Local by Twenty One Pilots on the radio

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When you're trying to fill up your water bottle but the water parabola is varying by a decimetre

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My Double Feature movie: Wreck-It Ralph #DoubleTheBenefits Contest: https://t.co/1HCMv7PCcE via @yconicstudent

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@undumbblonde so that's why you like me