minerval

Gentle chaos, heavy caffeine.

[The Classy Gay™ @The_Classy_Gay]

If Charles dies under Biden that’ll be two English monarchs dead during his first term, think of what he could accomplish for Ireland if reelected

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Timothéss of Chalamendeley

[Laura Bassett @LEBassett]

If this is all because of a woman called the Marchioness of Cholmondeley I’m gonna fucking lose it

[minerval @bookishdonut]

@katherinenostop Vitamin E and a good detangler are a dynamic duo

[Malala Yousafzai @Malala]

This Barbie has a Nobel Prize 💖 He’s just Ken

[minerval @bookishdonut]

@Alexsahistul @jasaunders90 I would prefer a PA over a resident any night of the week, let alone a med student (who can’t even put in orders ??). Get a grip.

[Will Mac Aoidh 🍋 @WillMacAoidh]

Anya Taylor-Joy and her husband look like they would go to any lengths to win a figure skating championship.

[minerval @bookishdonut]

This country is a hell scape.

[minerval @bookishdonut]

Uh the wealthy elite had their college paid for v easily, it’s the nurses, teachers, and a lot of other middle class members of our society who can’t financially survive due to predatory student loan policies. The wealthy elite had their ppp loans paid for already.

[minerval @bookishdonut]

I think horse races need to happen with out the riders and it would be 110x better. Like yeah maybe the fastest one is going the wrong way? Are we fr not going to count that? The pandemonium alone would be incredible.

[minerval @bookishdonut]

@katherinenostop At this point set up a trading ring in the parking lot

[minerval @bookishdonut]

@katherinenostop @klitklittredge Honestly I have no idea but I know at one point I did have the goat and the full bedroom set!!!

[minerval @bookishdonut]

@katherinenostop In my head I see your mom going as fast as Abby lee Miller did leaving a dance competition that one episode.

[minerval @bookishdonut]

@katherinenostop Me in 2nd grade age 8: hi

You: do you want to see my shadow box of titanic memoribilla with coal from the ship? *already has it pulled out*

[minerval @bookishdonut]

@katherinenostop Listen if you want to disappear into the Pacific Northwest like it’s an episode of x-files with me you’re 110% welcome because I’m thinking that’s my next move after this.

[minerval @bookishdonut]

I just accidentally snapped the work GC instead of a friend one v drunk, nothing too bad but obv v drunk in it. Ooof

[Kimberly Nguyen-Poet Laureate of Pay Transparency @knguyenpoetry]

Someone on Reddit asked, “if you’re injured as a result of a mass shooting, are you responsible for that medical bill?” And I find that a uniquely American question.

[♡ @tramywtf]

ATTENTION!! RETWEET!! SHARE!!!
My 14 yr old sister is currently dating a guy name Ryan Cho. He lives around the Grandville, Michigan area near Rivertown Mall and has an apartment. This relationship has gone on since Jan. 2023. I have already reported to the police.

[minerval @bookishdonut]

Yeah so there’s a nice way to interact with the health care workers who are burnt out and understaffed and then there’s this. Glad it’s funny tho. Empower patients to advocate respectfully.

[Noha Aboelata, MD @NohaAboelataMD]

Overheard on a recent medical facility visit:
MA in a surgical mask: "Sit here and I'll take your vitals."
Patient in N95: "Not til you put on a N95! I'm not gonna sit under you breathing on me. You WORK in this petri dish. I'm surprised you don't wear one ALL the time." 😂😂😂