TYRION: People love stories. And no one has a better story than Bran
ARYA, WHO LEARNED SHAPE-SHIFTING AND MURDERED THE INVINCIBLE ICE KING OF DEATH: Bran has what now
I actually can’t think of a more realistic ending than passing over several infinitely more qualified women to hand the Iron Throne to an uninterested white dude with nothing on his resume except his famous dad.
IDK. “Daenerys’ cold reaction to the murder of her abusive brother foreshadowed her turn to madness” is weird analysis of a show where Tyrion strangled his girlfriend to death and we’re supposed to see him as a lovable hero.
“Your boobs are out”
I have limited good boob years left my guy before gravity wears these bitches down & I have to dress like Mother Theresa, so until then pls enjoy my nipples as accessories