Viraj

Big nervous energy.

[Viraj @bookswteacoffee]

@brainyquiz_ 44 fits

[Viraj @bookswteacoffee]

#dilluminati #diljitdosanjh #concert #jaipur I have 3 diljit jaipur silver tickets available, I can't go due to some reason. Kindly dm if anyone wants

[jugal @joogasama]

s01e01

[Bean 🇵🇸 | dietpravda.bsky.social @DietPravda]

Fuck that tweet (although I love many of those places). Here’s a list of things to do in Bombay:
1. Take a local train to Churchgate on Sunday morning. Walk around the University. Go have breakfast at Stadium or Olympia. Walk around Horniman circle.

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

And the Oscar goes to…. 😂

[ellory smith @ellorysmith]

Two writers getting engaged… I just know the vows will silently be a competition

[gaut @0xgaut]

SEO game too strong

[Scott Stein 👓🎲🪄 @jetscott]

Oh my god I just put gulab jamun in my coffee and will do again

[danlet @evildanevil]

In the top 0.05% listeners of women

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Wishing you could stop yourself waving goodbye at the end of a work Zoom call.

[trash jones @jzux]

about to “can you tell me about the world cup” my way under someone’s son

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

How to fix something:

-Say "let's have a look"
-Describe the brokenness
-Break it a bit more
-Say "nah it's broken"
-Place hands on hips
-Suggest someone come and have a look at it
-Walk away shaking head

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

therapist: what would it take for you to treat yourself compassionately

me: idk maybe…..a whole new personality?

[sofía @_____abadi]

dating apps dont work for me because i need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

"It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain." LILY TOMLIN

[Viraj @bookswteacoffee]

You shouldn't create castles in your head unless you're a writer, actor, etc. because one day they will come crashing down in reality and you won't be able to handle it.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

i WOULD put down my phone, but then I would have to have my feelings. hard pass