I(amtryingmybest)saak

No one special.
I like liquor, literature, tea, D&D, poetry, & video games.
🎶 I hate the way I feel like dying when I'm alone 🎶

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

the Battle for Nazi Gold

[Doktor Ross Sewage MD @sewage666]

friendly reminder: they never paid the lady who snitched on luigi and she was fired from her job

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

Just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell, he told me aahhh shit it’s hot fuck there’s so much fire oh god reagans here too fuckkkk

[i bless the rains down in castamere @Chinchillazllla]

there actually is a chance that, rather than lying to us, all these GOP morons have in fact been bamboozled by a staffer using an AI rendering of Mitch McConnell's voice. which is what I'm hoping for because it's way funnier.

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

👏DO👏NOT👏LET👏THIS👏STORY👏DIE👏

Texas Attorney General, and now Republican nominee for the Texas Senate Ken Paxton gave his friend 28 days in jail after he repeatedly raped a young boy.

He does not have to register as a sex offender.

He didn’t even lose his license to practice law.

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

AN ICE AGENT TORTURED A MAN TO DEATH, THEN COVERED IT UP.

AN. ICE. AGENT. TORTURED. A. MAN. TO. DEATH. THEN. COVERED. IT. UP!

[Bae Guevara @Kaimandante]

@_coldbloom Never forget, this is the role of police, protect the private property of the rich

[skumm🧊 @skumWgmi]

A guy I went to high school with just told me his dad, who worked at the same manufacturing plant for 31 years, got a pension check last month for $2,840.

He also told me his own 401k, after 12 years of maxing out the match every single year, is worth $61,000.

Same industry same effort same state.

One generation got a guaranteed check for life. The other generation got a graph that goes down every time the market sneezes.

Nobody voted to end pensions. It just quietly happened to us while we were busy trying to survive the present.

[David Z. Morris @davidzmorris]

Mitch McConnell remaining technically alive for an extra three weeks because of a manipulative procedural maneuver is exactly how he would have wanted to go out.

[MastaMunsta @MunstaMasta]

Happy 4th of July

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Before you tell people not to celebrate a death; Mitch McConnell blocked cancer research for 9/11 firefighters on three separate occasions.

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Literally saying the quiet part OUT LOUD.

[meredith @noyeahobviously]

Test your fucking coke you guys

[GingerSpice❄️💙 @thedesertginger]

Remember when Mitch McConnell pushed for replacing Ruth Bader Ginsburg 2 hours after her announced death?

I do

[anyone_want_chips @anyonewantchips]

I’ll never forgive glitch Mitch McConnell for stealing Obama’s SCOTUS pick, claiming 8 months before the election was too close - then stealing Biden’s SCOTUS pick, claiming 8 days before the election wasn’t. He’s responsible for this shitshow.

[GingerSpice❄️💙 @thedesertginger]

Mitch is dead

People of Kentucky, get your shit together and demand a special election and stop voting against your best interests

[SS @ss_scmb]

Mitch McConnell has been brain dead if not dead and for the past month and yet he remains a sitting U.S Senator

unreal

[Anthony Emerson❤️🌲🦞🇾🇪🌹 @AnthonyMEmerson]

This would be a weeklong news cycle if it was Biden

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

anyway is mitch mcconnell dead yet?