A lot of wizards won’t tell you this but any sufficiently round object will function as an orb in a pinch. I use these little guys for scrying purposes on nearly every fishing trip I go on
Vulture teaming up with the African Nation to slime some Aryan Brotherhood prison intimates is wild and funny to me.
I just know Adrian got a “you aight white boy” co-sign and was told he’s forever invited to the cookout whenever he’s out of prison.
I have never met a group of people more wrong than customers
I once had a woman come in and talk to her friend the whole time barely acknowledge me as I tried to take her order. After I made it she asked me to make it again because “I wasn’t watching” and she wouldn’t leave