robert ollerenshaw

when life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make limoncello!!!

[robert ollerenshaw @boolly247]

@_William_Walker I can’t believe that a company who claim to love dogs would send a chocolate bar with my dog collar order. It’s lucky I realised it wasn’t a dog treat or it could have killed him. #luckyescape #williamwalker #wwcrew #wwmoments #gsp

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huge frustration with @_William_Walker for their after service. I returned a product, which they can’t find (even though they have proof it was delivered), and they say it’s my responsibility to find out who signed for it! Very poor service. #williamwalker #wwcrew #wwmoments

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@beabad00bee Take a Bite is a brilliant new single. Have you been listening to the back catalogue of @CrowdedHouseHQ or @NeilFinn ? Straight out of their playbook, in a good way.

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@scobie WTF 🙄

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@joelycett joe, please tell me you can buy the Christmas cards. Shit meat and pe do 😆 I need these in my life. #joelycett #fuckinglegend #parsnips

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@GordonRamsay chef, your beef Wellington has made my family very happy even using jambon de Bayonne and not parme. Merci too man

[robert ollerenshaw @boolly247]

@MrRyanSampson Crispy Gypsy 😆#Brassic3

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@mrdanwalker excellent golf pun Dan, ‘we’ll try and wedge it in on Sunday’ 😃 good work #olympicgolf #bbcolympics #bbcsport

[robert ollerenshaw @boolly247]

@daraobriain so Dara, a five sided table is hexagonal is it??? #pentagon #asyettobeentitled @alandavies1

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

The furious determination of so many supposedly intelligent people to refuse to be vaccinated against covid is staggering, incredibly stupid and deeply depressing. What the f*ck is wrong with you????

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Those who refuse to be vaccinated, with no medical reason not to, should be refused NHS care if they then catch covid. I’m hearing of anti-vaxxers using up ICU beds in London at vast expense to the taxpayer. Let them pay for their own stupidity & selfishness.

[robert ollerenshaw @boolly247]

@BBCSport brilliant Olympic coverage of #Taekwondo #johncullen is hilarious ‘you can’t handle the tooth” 😆 and @LutaloMuhammad is fantastic. Well done @mrdanwalker @alexscott

[robert ollerenshaw @boolly247]

@Quilter does anybody else have difficulty accessing the client extranet following changes from OMI? Been 6 mths and still no visibility on a contract that’s been in force for 20 years. Never had a problem before but told it’s impossible unless I use Explorer for pc, I use Mac !

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@ChefTomKerridge Earth

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@JackSavoretti bravo, it’s a masterpiece. Huge congratulations

[robert ollerenshaw @boolly247]

@BBCRadio2 Gary, what a show!! Just found it here in France. Could you please shoutout to my brilliant wife Tracy for her birthday?
How about Stan Campbell ‘years go by’. Cheers Rob

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@jayrayner1 Awesome piano (as they say in France), #envy

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@Schofe American’s are hilarious. Situationally appropriate 😆

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@GaryBarlow hey Gary, if you didn’t write #JustinBieber track Anyone then he’s copying you big style. It’s classic Barlow #takethat you should ask for royalty payments

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@piersmorgan #blowupwife when they got married he saw his new wife was crying. She wasn’t emotional, she was full 😂