Kigonya Christopher Elliot

Patriot / Lawyer / Ngonian / Mancunian Glory Glory Man United...🗣🗣🗣

[Andrew Kyamagero @kyamageroandrew]

I once called someone I genuinely believed was a man of honour.

"Call me tomorrow," he said.

Tomorrow became unanswered calls. Then ignored messages.

That was enough.

Since then, I've stopped judging people by titles, status, or appearance.

Some of the most dependable people in my life have been those society stereotypes ba Rastas, men with tattoos, ordinary workers, the so-called underdogs.

🤏They answered.

🤏They showed up.

🤏They kept their word.

Honour isn't how important you look. It's whether people can trust what comes out of your mouth.

If you can't keep your word, your reputation is just branding.

[Gabriel Buule @GabrielBuule]

We need to ask the children of the rich the secret that they saw in using drugs. Maybe it the secret that that helps their parents to build apartments. Abaana banywa enjaga yarabbi.

[Kigonya Christopher Elliot @boomerkris]

@markgoldbridge When we had them in those figures we still didn’t win shit🤷🏽‍♂️

[Premier League Panel @PremLeaguePanel]

1. Argentina were not creating much to warrant shifting to 5 at back
2. Tuchel even had time to ditch the disastrous idea of 5 at back as Argentina were creating chances even before the equaliser

All in all those are the worst in-game changes that you will see. Sold the match.

[Sky Sports Football @SkyFootball]

England’s last 5 performances at major tournaments. Can they go all the way this time? 🤔

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

And what’s the punishment for these disgusting lying women?

[Sky News @SkyNews]

BREAKING: Top Boy actor Micheal Ward sobs as he's found not guilty of raping woman in a car

https://t.co/lebqG3MZj8

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING: Manchester United have confirmed the location of their new 100,000 seater stadium which will sit 350m north-west of the existing Old Trafford Stadium.

[Kirya Ug 🇺🇬 @kirya_ug]

Egyptians should stick to building Pyramids.

[Kigonya Christopher Elliot @boomerkris]

@AfricanChild654 @evans_musuubo Sent them back to Guadalajara😎

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Thomas Tuchel genuinely thought John Stones had a shoulder injury for a second there. 🤣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

The vibes in England's dressing room after the Mexico win was immaculate. 😍🕺

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I still CANNOT believe humans were gifted a planet full of trees, fruit, water, animals and sunshine and then they invented debt, capitalism and war.

[100.2 Galaxy FM Zzina! @GalaxyFMUg]

Denying your partner sex is a big offense - President Museveni

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Drew with Spain ✅⁣
Drew with Uruguay ✅⁣
Didn't lose a game in normal time ✅⁣
Pushed the holders to the limit ✅⁣
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Their 2026 adventure is over, but what an incredible first World Cup for Cape Verde! 🇨🇻

[Troll Football Media @TrollFootball2]

The match we all want

[Fox News @FoxNews]

Erling Haaland and Martin Ødegaard lead the Viking Row at the World Cup in Dallas

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

Druski pokes fun at JAŸ-Z by mocking the rapper's Roots Picnic performance at the 2026 #BETAwards. 😂😂😂

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

“AND JONATHAN DAVID COMPLETES HIS HATRICK TO MAKE IT 5-0 CANADA, BAFANA BAFANA ARE HEADING HOME TO PROTECT THEIR JOBS”

[Gabriel Buule @GabrielBuule]

Before he messed up Congo, Mobutu was a Lieutenant General who joked alot about serious things that he eventually did. He abducted, killed, and undermined the press to the fact that the National TV would close and open with an image of him descending from the clouds.

[Stanbic Bank Uganda @stanbicug]

2025✅
2026✅

𝗪𝗲 𝗮𝗿𝗲 still 𝗶𝗻 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗲…

#StanbicPirates