Sharon Valerii

[Sharon Valerii @boomerthe8]

@Laura_Roslin Forget writing a book. If you want a new image, bare your tits and go illegit.

[Sharon Valerii @boomerthe8]

Ew, @ronaldmoore, you can get work as the pedobear approved maker of kiddie porn. http://tinyurl.com/yhk7rnd

[Sharon Valerii @boomerthe8]

The universe's first and hottest Cylon on Cylon plate job. ( @natalie_6 and @boomerthe8's sexy time. http://tinyurl.com/ylhudmg )

[Sharon Valerii @boomerthe8]

I'm going to rip @natalie_6's clothes off and frak her hard. RT @natalie_6 and @boomerthe8 felt like rolling around... http://bit.ly/Fh8t0

[Sharon Valerii @boomerthe8]

I spit viper venom, @galentyrol, and piss vitriol. You used to like my vitriol. All. Night. Long.

[Sharon Valerii @boomerthe8]

@samanders There are phones in the sun? I still hate you, @sharonagathon. No death could stop it.

[Sharon Valerii @boomerthe8]

@KaraThrace You should fuck his brains out. Captain Jack is stellar in bed. Toshiko is a viking in the sack too.

[Sharon Valerii @boomerthe8]

@gaiusbaltar (Cylon) Samurai Do It!

[Sharon Valerii @boomerthe8]

is watching the tumbleweeds blow through BSG twittering. @natalie_6 if we got married, we'd frak more than 3 times a week.

[Sharon Valerii @boomerthe8]

What is this #rejectprop8 shit? Stupid Earth people of the California land. I'll marry @natalie_6 if I frakking want to marry her.

[Sharon Valerii @boomerthe8]

@EllenTigh You can't ground me, ho. She ain't heavy and she ain't my sister. @natalie_6 is right, we were frakking like bunnies for babies.

[Sharon Valerii @boomerthe8]

@natalie_6 It's a good thing you're hot because your English sucks. @EllenTigh You're not my mother, crazy bitch that programmed me.

[Sharon Valerii @boomerthe8]

@BrotherCavil You know you are, baby. @EllenTigh You weren't into my vagina before. You shrieked that you were my mother.

[Sharon Valerii @boomerthe8]

@natalie_6 My vagina is smarter than the average bear. I like myself evil and manipulating. I don't want @sharonagathon's approval.

[Sharon Valerii @boomerthe8]

@natalie_6 I'm trying to not be offended, finding myself agreeing.

[Sharon Valerii @boomerthe8]

@Hera_Agathon Him and his hard salami.

[Sharon Valerii @boomerthe8]

Where the frak am I in Redactica? No one mistakes me for that whore, @sharonagathon. I approve minus that. @galacticasitrep should stfu.

[Sharon Valerii @boomerthe8]

One deceased: autoerotic exfixiation gone wrong. #sixwordstory http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/14.11/sixwords.html

[Sharon Valerii @boomerthe8]

@natalie_6 You know it. ;) @BrotherCavil will swirl anything that walks. Anything that doesn't too. Does that make you a milf hunter?

[Sharon Valerii @boomerthe8]

@natalie_6 You can return my sex toy the same time I return your Terra Firma D Ring Harness. Thursday?